Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – the Erotic Roleplay ThreadWhip into Shape Edition! Join us for some steamy adventures in the pixelated world, where anything goes and everyone is encouraged to let their wildest fantasies run wild.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a hot tub filled with lava, surrounded by a group of shirtless villagers dancing to the beat of a jukebox playing “Baby Got Back”. And that player? They never looked back.

But that’s not all! We have epic quests that involve slaying dragons with nothing but a carrot, building giant statues of Steve in compromising positions, and engaging in intense battles of rock-paper-scissors to determine who gets the last piece of cake.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your character too, if you catch my drift). Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Villages Defended: 16

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Banking on Homes Minecraft SMP

    Banking on Homes Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the banks are buying up homes instead of investing in the stock market! Why, you ask? Because the homes are secretly made of diamond blocks and the banks are trying to hoard all the riches for themselves! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon while also building the most extravagant diamond mansion the world has ever seen. Trust us, this server is a real gem!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • The Block Party Minecraft Server

    The Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a water park full of angry squids!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a mysterious creature that roams the land and challenges players to epic dance-offs for rare loot!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of giant chickens, then maybe stay away.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 4558 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Ores Mined: 5653

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Kino’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

    Kino’s Minecraft SMP Adventure
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the grass is greener, the diamonds are shinier, and the creepers are… well, still pretty darn explosive.

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that), where the villagers have formed a secret society dedicated to trading emeralds for useless junk, and where the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood dragon who really just wants a hug.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Rumor has it he can tame a pack of wolves with just a wink and a smile.

    So, why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, build a rollercoaster that defies all laws of physics, and participate in epic PvP battles that will go down in server history as the stuff of legends?

    Yeah, I’m thinking kino. Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6902 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 9

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

    Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – Best Girl Edition-dakanne! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

    First off, our server is filled with the most kawaii and badass girls from the Yu-Gi-Oh! Rush Duel universe. You’ll be dueling alongside the likes of Yuo Goha and Salamandeus of Scorching, all while looking fabulous in your custom decklists.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so lit that even the Neo Legend Awakening Pack couldn’t handle the heat. Triple Build Pack: Evolution Impact? Pfft, child’s play compared to the chaos you’ll experience on our server.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our probability calculator is so accurate, it predicted the release of Rush Duel before Konami even knew about it. So come join us, where the duels are fierce and the girls are fierce-er!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Emeralds Found: 8291

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Official Minecraft SMP Fun Times

    Official Minecraft SMP Fun Times
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

    Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the One Piece Fan Letter has become the highest rated anime of 2024 – and not just in the real world, but in our virtual world too! Sail the high seas, battle epic bosses, and collect powerful Devil Fruits as you embark on your own pirate adventure.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that the legendary One Piece treasure is hidden somewhere on our server, just waiting to be discovered by a brave and daring player. Will you be the one to claim the ultimate prize and become the king of the pirates?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of a lifetime! Who knows what other insane surprises await you in this wild and unpredictable world.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • ❤️ CHERRYTIME ✨ /FREE /EVENTS MASSACRE ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    ❤️ CHERRYTIME ✨ /FREE /EVENTS MASSACRE ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    A full-fledged analogue of FunTime especially for you!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Farms Harvested: 868 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Friendly Guys Minecraft Server

    Friendly Guys Minecraft Server
    Tired of players mistaking your kindness for romantic interest? Join our Minecraft server where everyone knows that sharing resources and helping each other out is just good gaming etiquette, not a love confession! No more awkward misunderstandings, just pure block-building fun! Plus, rumor has it that our server is enchanted with a spell that turns all diamonds into pizza slices – because who needs shiny rocks when you can have delicious cheesy goodness instead? Join us now and let’s build a world where friendship is the only thing that sparkles!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • DILF’s Mansion Minecraft SMP

    DILF’s Mansion Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of daddy issues and questionable relationships! Our server is filled with young sluts ready to work out their issues by building giant phallic structures and seducing players old enough to be their fathers. Don’t miss out on the drama and chaos that ensues when you mix Minecraft with daddy issues! Join now for a truly unforgettable experience.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Kusuriya’s Solo Minecraft Server

    Kusuriya’s Solo Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (just ask Maomao)!

    Our server is so epic that even Maomao can’t stay away! She’s always causing mischief and keeping things interesting for everyone. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with her (watch out for those creepers though)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and maybe a diamond sword or two. Maomao is always up for a little friendly competition, especially when it comes to building the most epic structures in all of Minecraft land. See you there!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Expired Canned Grapeleaves Minecraft SMP

    Expired Canned Grapeleaves Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the expired canned grapeleaves of real life! In our world, you won’t have to worry about food poisoning or expiration dates. Plus, if you die in-game, you won’t actually die in real life (we promise). So come join us and leave the expired grapeleaves behind for good!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Villages Defended: 17 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Global Domain Admin Minecraft Server

    Global Domain Admin Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers where admins think they’re the kings of the world? Join our server where we have a global domain administrator who sits at a table with players from around the world, judging and roasting people like it’s a high school lunchroom! We don’t care about certificates or being nerds, we just want to have a good time and troll the trolls. Plus, our admins are definitely not the police, so you can let loose and have some fun without worrying about getting banned. Join us for a wild ride of chaos and laughter!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Runes Activated: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Luna’s SMP Adventures – Minecraft SMP

    Luna’s SMP Adventures – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft server where we have epic sing-a-song battles just like Himemori Luna!

    Imagine mining diamonds while belting out “Platinum Disco” or fighting off creepers while jamming to “World Is Mine.” Our server is the ultimate karaoke party meets survival adventure!

    But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive group covers like “Cherry Bomb” with Subaru and Choco, and “Shuumatsu ga Yattekuru!” with Kanata. It’s like a virtual talent show that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at once.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft idol sensation!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 32 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Accent Girls Minecraft Server

    Accent Girls Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of girls with accents so mysterious, they’ll have you questioning reality. Rumor has it that these girls can hypnotize you with their overconfidence and steadfast determination. Don’t believe us? Just watch the link and see for yourself! Join our server for a wild ride filled with hypnotic adventures and unexpected surprises. Just be sure to hold onto your pickaxe, things can get a little crazy around here!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Mythical Relics Collected: 15

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Pretty Boys Minecraft SMP

    Pretty Boys Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the pretty boys out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of supermodels who got tired of strutting their stuff on the catwalk and decided to take over the gaming world instead.

    Not only will you be playing alongside some of the most gorgeous people in the industry, but we also have a secret underground fashion show that takes place every Saturday night. So not only will you be building epic structures and battling mobs, but you’ll also have the chance to show off your best runway walk and impress the judges with your pixelated fashion sense.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and designer clothing somewhere on the server, just waiting to be discovered. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as fabulous as you are, come join us and let your inner pretty boy shine!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • MySurvivalLife with UCP registration Minecraft server

    MySurvivalLife with UCP registration Minecraft server

    Welcome to MySurvivalLife! ✨

    MySurvivalLife is the perfect place for true fans of vanilla Minecraft, where fairness, equality and mutual respect reign! Here we create a unique atmosphere and a friendly community, where every player is a valuable part of our world.

    About the server:

    Our server runs on pure vanilla mode, where there are no creatives, “god mode” commands or any other privileges that give an advantage over others. This is a place where you can enjoy classic survival and adventure without fear of unfair competition. The entire gameplay is only your skills!

    We provide basic commands for the convenience of players:

    /sethome, /delhome, /home – for comfortable management of your homes.

    /spawn – instant movement to the spawn point.

    /trade – secure exchange of resources and items between players.

    Honesty and safety:

    Our server strictly prohibits griefing. No stealing resources, destroying buildings or attacking other players without their consent! We strive to create a world where everyone can build, explore and develop without fear for their property.

    There are no private zones or regions because we trust our players and their honesty. We believe that respect for each other is the foundation of our community. In addition, there are never any wipes on the server – your achievements and buildings will always remain untouched!

    Support and career growth:

    Each player has the opportunity not only to become an active participant in our world, but also to contribute to its development! We offer career growth from an ordinary player to a helper, moderator and administrator. Your desire to help others and maintain order on the server will be rewarded!

    Without donation and privileges:

    There are no paid services on MySurvivalLife. No donations, no privileges or paid perks – all players are equal! We do not sell statuses, rights or benefits. Your support is only possible in the form of voluntary donations, which will be aimed exclusively at the promotion and development of the project.

    Unique registration system:

    To protect against griefers and cheaters, we have implemented a verification and registration system on UCP. This process is completely free and is necessary to ensure that only those who truly want to play fair and follow the rules come to us. We value every player and strive to create a comfortable and cozy atmosphere where you will feel at home.

    Our principles:

    Fairness and equality: no paid privileges or benefits.

    Comfort and safety: a categorical ban on griefing and theft.

    Community and development: the opportunity to grow and help the server in any role – from player to administrator.

    Join MySurvivalLife and become part of a unique community! We are creating an ideal space for fair play, where everyone can realize their ideas and enjoy the game in a comfortable atmosphere. We are waiting for you in our world! ✨

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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