Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 63 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
Holy Grails Found: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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