Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
Ores Mined: 6738 Mines Excavated: 4788
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 174 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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