Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 93/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

New Minecraft Servers

  • ArborMC

    ArborMC

    Updates! On ArborMC we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players happy by listening to suggestions, and making sure everyone is having fun! We are constantly updating the server so you never get bored! Socials We have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! We are also very active on discord! Player Experience The Player Experience on ArborMC I must say is the best, in our community you can interact with players by dueling others or selling stuff on the auction house! We even offer coin flips so if you’re feeling risky you can gamble your money! How to join on bedrock? The ip is play.arbormc.co and the port is 25565 https://discord.gg/yDQcppySVS

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PhantasyMC

    PhantasyMC

    PhantasyMC is a Minecraft server on Java 1.20.2 with a focus on adventure, community, and fantasy fun! Here’s what to expect: Anti-grief Claims Cosmetics Crates Custom Enchants Discord Events Economy Fantasy Family Friendly Jobs LGBTQ Pride MCMMO Quests Resource Mines Seasonal Events/Tournaments Voting Join our Discord to follow our plans and suggest new ideas!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 47
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TerraMC

    TerraMC

    Welcome to TerraMC! Engage in geopolitics and build grand cities from the ground up on TerraMC’s Earth map. With a stable economy ran by the gold ingot, you can do lots in a server like ours. Our server features all aspects of Earth and Towny servers combined!If you’re tired of playing on servers where geopolitics, building, and PvP can’t seem to come together, then TerraMC is the perfect place to play on for you! The server features an Earth map where 1 block is 500 real-life meters. Currency is based on the Gold Ingot, where you are able to mine it from the ground, sell items for it, or vote for the server in order to create and run a town or nation.With plugins like McMMO, the fun is expanded even more for those players who like to engage in the daily grind for resources! Our server also features Brewery, where you can create numerous drinks with many new effects. There are so many more things that we feature that expands the quality of life for all players!Come on down and experience Earth Towny at it’s greatest at play.terramc.io

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Animals Bred: 40
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CosmicX

    CosmicX

    CosmicX is a creative server with 512×512 plots, an open freebuild world, towny survival and private survival SMP worlds.Features include: – Free worldedit (no need to vote for it) – Free voxelsniper – Free goBrush usage – Free goPaint usage – Huge head decoration database over 50,000 heads! – Free, unlimited redstone – No lag (Average TPS of 20.0)(Timings of a constant 20 tps) – Regularly updated- Events

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Buildings Constructed: 19

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • OnePlanet

    OnePlanet

    Welcome to OnePlanet! We are a brand new Earth server! Create your own town, make friends, or make enemies! Time shall tell…We offer: ▪ Voting ▪ 1:1500 Earth Map ▪ Lands ▪ Live map ▪ Custom enchants ▪ Custom mining experience ▪ Custom fishing experience ▪ Much, much more!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Mines Excavated: 1512
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Potions Brewed: 27 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • To End All Wars

    To End All Wars

    The Official To End All Wars Server!The world in the 1800’s, a time of innovation and industrialization, and now it’s up to you to guide your own nation to greatness in this hostile world!The create mod offers the ability to make wonderful machines and the recruits mod allows you to field large armies and gear them up using your industrial might. Engage in wars to take down your enemies or unite players around you under your banner.We are currently testing our server on a european 1:1000 map, players needed!You can find the modpack either on this curseforge link (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/toendallwars), on the curseforge app or you can download it manually from our discord server!Want to take a peek at what’s happening? Check out the dynmap!: playteawbeta.apexmc.co:1848/Also, join the subreddit! r/ToEndAllWars

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Gods Slained: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Talking Trees Consulted: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ForestSurvival

    ForestSurvival

    A peaceful place to mine and build Claim land earn more while online, shops and crates to win items; ranks, claim blocks, money or rare items. Make your own warps you your shop or home

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Astral Amulets Crafted: 34
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 24
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 22

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Emerald Earth

    Emerald Earth

    Emerald Earth is a Towny based war oriented Earth survival server! You can conquer land, slaughter your enemies, make treaties, rank up, create crazy cool armor and wage war!Server IP: mc.emeraldearth.us Bedrock Port: 19132Server Version: 1.20.2-1.20.4

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Enchantments Applied: 130
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Builders Forge

    Builders Forge

    Hello! We’re a new Minecraft community consisting of players from around the world coming together and building! We are excited to be your new go-to when you’re looking for a place to find your zen, talk to friends, and ultimately sharpen your building skills.Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned veteran, everyone is welcome to come on the server and build!Learn to build alongside experienced and longtime players of Minecraft. Whatever your build style is- realistic, modern, medieval, fantasy or anything in between, we’re sure to be able to accommodate you! We hope to see you around!– The Builder’s Forge Team

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Love Letters Sent: 11
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Runes Activated: 7
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Lost Souls Rescued: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • waffle&sonne minecraft

    waffle&sonne minecraft

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 38 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PlayUHC

    PlayUHC

    UHC = Ultra Hard Core: one life, no natural regeneration!PlayUHC is an established UHC server which launched in the summer of 2016, and our goal is to bring the best possible experience to all our players and UHC games to the whole community! We have a variety of UHC game modes and 50+ scenarios!For those that don’t want to play lengthy gamemodes, we also have a creative build server where you can chill with friends, and an UHC Free For All (FFA) Arena!Our staff team is always present, nice, and friendly! We have a /helpop and /report system: you will always get an answer from our staff about your questions!We frequently organise events and custom server builds for Content Creators (mostly Youtubers and Twitch streamers). We also host Reddit UHCs.Enjoy!Server Address: mc.playuhc.net Client versions accepted: Java Edition from 1.8 to 1.20.1

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44 Towns Built: 10
    Ores Mined: 4281 Demon Skulls Collected: 25
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19 Crops Grown: 7521

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixelmon Reforged

    Pixelmon Reforged

    Welcome to RC-Gamers Pixelmon network!IP: pixel.rc-gamers.com Reforged Version: 8.4.2 Discord: https://discord.gg/zjkHbuM Website: https://www.rc-gamers.com/Particle Pokemon | Unique Custom Plugins | Custom Currencies Catch Challenges | Unique Job Enchants | Seasonal Content RC-Word Scramble | Giveaways | Custom Built Gyms Friendly Community | Amazing Staff | Epic Events | PixelSkills Pixelmon Raids | Custom Textured Pixelmon | Pokebuilder ===================================================== EASY WAY TO INSTALL PIXELMON IN UNDER 5 MINUTES: Check out: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/rc-pixelmon.216226

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 12
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Underground Antics

    Underground Antics

    Underground AnticsAn established Australian-hosted Minecraft Server, started in 2012.Our website: www.undergroundantics.au Our Discord: www.undergroundantics.au/discord

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Love Letters Sent: 8
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Tico Anarchy Server

    Tico Anarchy Server

    This Server Is Created By Tico Group Full Anarchy Server Whit No Rules discord.gg/JyZhYBfFt2 Free For All No Pay2win

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Juvelzone

    Juvelzone

    Juvelzone is a Minecraft Factions server from Denmark. It is running on version 1.20.4 and allows PvP. You should also be aware that this is a Danish server, not English. Anyway, if you’re looking for a new Factions server, Juvelzone may be an interesting one to check out.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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