Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • VanillaAnarchy.net

    VanillaAnarchy.net

    Embark on an adventure through our anarchic landscape with the Vanilla Anarchy server. Experience true Vanilla like never before, courtesy of our advanced server software and top-tier hardware. Free from constraints and devoid of pay-to-win shops, this world is yours to explore, construct, and dominate—where freedom reigns.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 6599 Mythical Swords Crafted: 41
    Zombie Dances: 7 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • AdelCraft

    AdelCraft

    AdelCraft survival Server 1.19.2, with jobs, towny, rankup, and lots of entertainment.We are waiting for you with the ip: play.adelcraft.netThe discord server is: https://discord.gg/KtUrm2kv

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Chimeras Created: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • TheVillagerPeople

    TheVillagerPeople

    We have been hosting servers since 2019 with the goal of providing international quality with local ping.All our servers are locally hosted in SA so you don’t have to worry about connection problems.Join our servers with the IP address to try them out!We have A public Survival, Creative and Anarchy server, you can connect to them with “/server” in the lobby.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Obsidian Gang

    Obsidian Gang

    Obsidian Gang is a Survival PVP Towny / Nations server focused on creating towns, nations, lore, and light roleplay. Features: – Custom biomes and world generation for all vanilla dimensions – Proximity voice chat – Custom music – Special weapons and enemies – Quests & NPCs – Towns, Nations, and Wars – Cosmetics & Emotes – Freedom of speech – Creative plots – Bounty hunting – Co-op and PVP Events

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Mines Excavated: 4498 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • SkallCraft Network

    SkallCraft Network

    New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

    – Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

    – Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

    – CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

    – Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

    – FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

    – BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

    – SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 64 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • L2X9

    L2X9

    L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Lucid SMP

    Lucid SMP

    Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Chimeras Created: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Lone Survivor

    Lone Survivor

    Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Serenity Realms

    Serenity Realms

    Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • PokeWild

    PokeWild

    PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Astral Amulets Crafted: 24
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8983 Zombie Dances: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • CladeCraft

    CladeCraft

    CladeCraft is a fun and unique server with Towny, OneBlock, KitPvP, and Minigames! Just updated to 1.20! The server is running 1.20.1, but you can play on 1.9-1.20! We are also Java-Bedrock Compatible! We have many fun and useful plugins and features that work together to make an amazing Towny experience! Create towns and powerful nations, make allies and enemies, participate in wars and sieges! > NEW 1.20.1 World to Explore > Dynmap online World Map > Nations, War, & Geopolitics > Java-Bedrock crossplay > Custom Dungeons and Bosses > Quests > Custom Gear and Items > PvP Events and Minigames > No Pay to Win! The server just updated to 1.20, so come join us! IP: CladeCraft.us.to – Bedrock Port: 19999

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2640 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Animals Bred: 82

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Ellenor

    Ellenor

    Ellenor is an Economy based survival server with many extras. There is a wide arrange of minigames for you to play, jobs to earn extra money with, MCMMO and a discord where everyone comes together.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 91 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 20

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

    Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

    Looking for a server that have long lasting end-game experience and friendly community where both Premium and Cracked can join too?Gamemodes: – Survival RPG – Skyblock – ON Prison – Parkour – Enhanced Vanilla – The Walking Dead – BedWars – Lots of MiniGames!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Camp Half-Blood

    Camp Half-Blood

    Welcome, Demigod!Play Minecraft in a Percy Jackson – based server! We have weekly events, as well as gameplay of survival in Camp Half-Blood, quests in Mount Olympus, team games in the Parthenon, and Athena-inspired design contests in our creative world! Opt-In at: www.camphalfbloodaustin.org/minecraft Join server with IP: minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Love Letters Sent: 12
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Herobrine.org

    Herobrine.org

    Herobrine is a Minecraft server bringing players together in one place. Join our community and make new friends to play with!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Crops Grown: 3404 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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