Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33
Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 11
Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • GearsMC

    GearsMC

    (For bedrock, use ip: gearsmc.com:19132)This community was founded on my love and passion for cars and the automotive industry, and well everything with gears. All players are welcome. If you are looking for a laid back, chill, and diverse place to chat with new people and make friends, all while enjoying car talk, you’ve found the right place. Currently there are 3 servers available to play in GearsMC. Factions, Survival, Anarchy. Three separate servers with three separate vibes. Join now and decide which will be your home. By default, you will join the Factions server as that is currently receiving the most attention from admins regarding constantly improving aspects of the server every day to be more enjoyable for you, our players.I look forward to playing with you! The ip is just gearsmc.com Sincerely, – Luke (drivefast)

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 10 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 10
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • WheatSMP

    WheatSMP

    Embark on an epic journey in WheatSMP, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure meets strategy! Engage in thrilling PvP battles, protect your turf with claiming, and master unique skills. Embark on quests that challenge your wit and courage, unlocking in-game achievable ranks along the way. Join WheatSMP for an immersive experience where every block you break and every battle you win propels you towards greatness! Are you ready to conquer the WheatSMP world? Join now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 25 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Vivican Crack House

    Vivican Crack House

    Tired of playing funni block game by yourself? Join our smp , we offer: Java & Bedrock crossplay Large map to explore Towns & Nations Crack Events for rewards Cultures & Religions Player Economy Free Ranks 75+ Extra enchants An Active Community Participate in events for loot Premium Towny Expanisoms Optional PvP & Wars Up too 300 plus members joined our minecraft server!!! Join the VIVICAN Crack House today!! today!!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 7500
    Chimeras Created: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1926
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Animals Bred: 175

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Obsidian Odyssey

    Obsidian Odyssey

    Obsidian Odyssey, a Minecraft server, excels with its sophisticated banking system, a dynamic economy, and the “baltop” feature that ranks players by wealth. It also boasts player-set warps, allowing for easy navigation and personalized spaces. The server’s diverse features, including these and more, create an engaging and multifaceted gameplay experience.

    You can join our server using 1.20.1 – 1.20.4

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 67
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • LevelUp

    LevelUp

    this is a Survival server get paid to play one person sleeps to make it day & we can sit down & no need to ever worry about losing your progress we have Rollback protection and a Jail for bad players this is a dedicated server and will always be here no server resets and Staff will always be there to help earn more perms the longer you play start earning your Rank Today.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • LegendFactions

    LegendFactions

    Brand new factions server, with a variety of features. Such as, Koths, Outposts, Jobs, Envoys, Crates, Ranks, Pvp, Darkzone, Fishing, and much more.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • MC.RANK.LV

    MC.RANK.LV

    Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6
    Falling into the Void: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Speedsteal

    Speedsteal

    About us

    Our Game Modes

    RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

    Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

    Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 7374 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Towns Built: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Gods Slained: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • The Vast

    The Vast

    The Vast – Roleplay, Worldbuilding & Geopolitics Come and join The Vast, a Minecraft 1.20.2 (ANY VERSION CAN JOIN) world-building server aiming to build an enduring, invested community. Create a nation and wage wars, come together to form alliances, and role-play until your heart is content. Some features of our server: 18+ Staff No donation or pay to win features Friendly active players Dynamic Map Discord-Minecraft Link Nations Plug-in Unique way to make money Join our discord server to get whitelisted and cement your place in our history books today! Whitelist turns off and on at different times. • Discord Server: discord.com/invite/QFge6wzgVF • Dynamap: 66.248.194.118:8888/

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 23
    Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • ValenMC

    ValenMC

    Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

    Gameplay Features:

    Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

    Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

    How to Join:

    Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

    Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Chimeras Created: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Royalt Network

    Royalt Network

    Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Crops Grown: 7640 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Musecraft Remastered

    Musecraft Remastered

    A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 16
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 80 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Mythical Swords Crafted: 76
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Koffi Network

    Koffi Network

    A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

    We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 22
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Dimension Hops: 1 Chimeras Created: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Azuryth

    Azuryth

    Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Potions Brewed: 181
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • PirateMC

    PirateMC

    Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

    Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

    Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

    For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

    Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

    Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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