Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players: 98/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 11

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • The OrchardMC

    The OrchardMC

    The OrchardMC! A Unique Minecraft Fantasy Survival Server

    Welcome to The OrchardMC! The fastest-growing Minecraft fantasy SMP in 2024! What makes us stand out from the rest of the Minecraft community?

    Limited Top Rank Trial – That’s right when you log onto the server, you can run /freerank and claim our 2nd-Top Rank for absolutely FREE. This rank comes with unique perks and permissions that you’ll love while playing on the server!

    Server IP: play.theorchardmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/RczKCGUvDs

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • CastleCrafters

    CastleCrafters

    24/7 server its dedicated and wont go on anytime soon.We are starting out and we are looking for mod worthy people.We have mcmmo,factions and magic we have shops and we are open to all ideas the current mods do no abuse if they ever do post on the fourm.We only have one donator rank right now called Knight.We also have bas spleef a spleef game hosted by mods its very fun you play spleef with bows.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 206 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • ProBloxWorld

    ProBloxWorld

    ProBloxWorld is a server featuring LifeSteal, Survival, Bedwars and SkyWars.—————————————––———ProBloxWorld———————-Just for Fun——————-

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 197 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • StrikeCraft

    StrikeCraft

    Brand new server. We do PvP arenas and creations. WE BAN GRIEFERS. All mods and admins are nice. Check us out! Plenty of room.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Crafty SMP

    Crafty SMP

    Join our Vanilla 1.20 SMP server with quality-of-life improvements, play alongside the community, and dive into weekly events.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • GermanysBaugrube

    GermanysBaugrube

    Hi users, our server is a free2build server, so you can build what ever you want and where you want, but not too close to ohter players. We have funny and nice members and also a great team, which want to welcome you on our server. Remind: We are a german server, but the most of our community can also speak (write) english.

    See ya online!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Epic Quests Completed: 19
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • TaipCraft

    TaipCraft

    Welcome to TaipCraft! —————————————————————– On TaipCraft you can build, explore and make friends! —————————————————————– If you’re not into such things you can also fight in wars! —————————————————————– The map is a 1:924 scale and works on any version! —————————————————————– https://discord.gg/zpmKRUbWZz —————————————————————–

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Soho-Craft

    Soho-Craft

    85.236.101.238:26465 Griefing/raiding is allowed Tnt is on Fire spread is on Lava is on Water is on Join now for a unqie hardcore gaming experience like no other!

    Factions Anticheat logblock Permissions Group manager and much more

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • LeafkingsServer

    LeafkingsServer

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, crafted on Fabric and running the latest 1.20.4 version, focusing on an enhanced survival mode experience. Our community is intimate, welcoming players to join our adventures. Ready to join? Simply download the client and embark on your Minecraft journey with us. We’re excited to see the mark you’ll leave in our world!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Runes Activated: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • SapphireLabs

    SapphireLabs

    A regular vanilla survival server on dedicated hardware with 24/7/365 uptime. Mobile, console, PC, whatever.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Potions Brewed: 181
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 New Chunks Explored: 174800

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Seventh Sanctum PvP

    Seventh Sanctum PvP

    Seventh Sanctum PvP, Raiding, and Greifing originally Sponge Craft) -PvP – GRIEFING -RAIDING -FACTIONS -STORE come join now while all the slots are open! NEW shop NEW spawn Dedicated! Drop Party’s every Friday! 2 PvP Arenas! Free cookie Monday! (Forum up soon for donation and news) Owner: crowsplat18 Co-Owner: jakegphelps Head-Admin: KatdudeT02

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Infinity Stones Found: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • The Kingdoms United Network

    The Kingdoms United Network

    Here at TheKingdomsUnited you will find a great all round experience. We cater for all ages and provide a stable community, in which we have many aspects to what you can do. We are capable of holding up to 500 players at any one time with little to no lag. We try to ensure that all of our players are happy, and content. Any issues or just need a helping hand no problem our active staff team are always on hand to help and assist you in whatever way they can

    Here is a list of all of our Network Features.

    – Server is 1.8 (Latest Minecraft Version) – Fun minigames! – Factions Server! – Prison Server! – Creative Server! – Survival Server!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • ChronosPvP

    ChronosPvP

    This server entails huge raids and pvp battles at times reaching 50v50 nation pvp battles with a large nethpot community. THis is simply the best raiding pvp server available.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Farms Harvested: 286

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • SkyrimCraft

    SkyrimCraft

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    The Skyrim Minecraft Server.

    Features spells, shouts, and a entirely custom Skyrim map.

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    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Epic Shields Constructed: 23

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Elysium Network

    Elysium Network

    Elysium Network is a server for the Russian-speaking audience and the Minecraft game, and it is also a server on which you can choose 3 modes, but the one you want to play is anarchy, Vanilla+ and OneBlock.

    Here you can: 1.Find friends 2.Make your own city 3. Create your own tree 4. Declaring war on other villages 5. Assemble a team

    Come visit us and Survive!

    You can see information about the server on our discord channel:

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    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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