Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 13
Animals Bred: 199 Dragons Tamed: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • SMPCraft

    SMPCraft

    A non-toxic SMP server, building a strong and friendly community! Join the fun today! Have fun, build your town, if griefs. report to a.scended#4623 on discord.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • The-10th-Planet

    The-10th-Planet

    We have Towny, SlimeFun, MobArena, PVPArena, CTF, BackPacks, Supertrails, Citizens, DynMap, Ranking system, Artifacts, CraftingStore, JOBS, Daily Bonus, Quests, Economy, MCMMO, LWC, BossShop, PlayerShops, Survival, Fishing Contests, PVP, XPBOOST, and much more. Lag Free.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ores Mined: 6624 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • DualCrafts

    DualCrafts

    This Minecraft Server is under construction. We hope that you will join our server and our Discord so you can suggest what you want built in the server.

    Sincerely The DualCrafts Team

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Farms Harvested: 158

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Surrealcraft

    Surrealcraft

    Surrealcraft is a server focused on Factions and PvP. Griefing, and more specifically raiding, is allowed and encouraged. The world border is set 5,000 blocks away from spawn. A more condensed world better facilitates raiding. There is NO chest protection! Design your base with security in mind to keep the baddies away from your loots. We also run mcMMO that allows you to level stats in the style of an RPG.

    Website=www.surrealcraft.net

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Alien Abductions: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 71 Love Letters Sent: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • DmarMc

    DmarMc

    The server Games ip: dmarmc.ga games: Knock . PvP . football . creative . owner : IIBALONII . Aywb co : IIZARONII . 0Classic_ dev : A2h_ and 3R8_ if u want play join and enjoy i love u this server its start on 2019/2/7 5:00 this bught ip : dmarmc.ga in 3/29/2019 ffa this best game so

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • HaxirCraft

    HaxirCraft

    Survival | Griefing | HaxirMaps | Hunger Games | Mob Arena |

    www.HaxirCraft.com

    HaxirCraft is a fun and funny server to play on with lots of friendly people to make friends with. We have Hunger Games, Factions, Survival, and Minigames. We’re a 24/7 Server with over 300 Slots! Join today and apply for staff, if you are respectful and on the server often, you could be selected!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Sk8erpnk

    Sk8erpnk

    First of all, salam aleykum friends. I’m DJ attention. This is Şanlıurfa. Not long ago, I dissed the lout called heijan.. of course he did too.. He tells me in the diss; Why did you act as mother and sister in the diss? Oh my god, you made me a mother and sister too?! listen my god! In the diss you also say; Mothers are angels, mothers cannot be cursed at, and their mothers and sisters are dissing me, what the hell are you doing? loose. Listen to her, I swear, she’s like my dick.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Holy Grails Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Portlandia

    Portlandia

    Over 500 people have joined. Why haven’t you?

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 23 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • ShadowPvP

    ShadowPvP

    Server IP: minecraft.eyeguardian.com

    The Server

    ShadowPvP is a server with different plugins and players to make your experience here the best. With more than thirty plugins, our server is one to remember.

    Our Plugins

    Factions and mcMMO are just a few of our thirty plugins, and we are constantly adding and updating plugins to make the experience better.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • EvilBits

    EvilBits

    Welcome to EvilBits! A community-based skyblock server! We recently revamped and upgraded our server to better accommodate our players. We provide 24/7 staff service, A great time playing, A robust anti-cheat, and most importantly a great system to deal with bugs and crashes. I hope to see you on the server! We have a big event coming up Saturday at 12pm EST!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Meteorites Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • ninjacraft

    ninjacraft

    We are a new fun server that needs good builders to build, good miners to mine, good pvpers to pvp and good players to play. If you are that person then join ninjacraft!!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 130 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • MayoSlo

    MayoSlo

    Welcome to mayoslo’s server! On this server you can play a survival and skywars. Contact us: Discord: knedlbrezcokoladke Skype: MrGamer365

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Very Pug

    Very Pug

    Friendly server, flexible admins, ranking system, fun plugins, *temporarily small amount of slots*, mostly survival and PvP. redstone minigames, economy/store. Still in the process of being set up. Have fun!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • MineBound

    MineBound

    This is a faction based server. Griefing is allowed and we will be getting skyblock soon come on and join the server and have some fun,

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Mingul

    Mingul

    Mingul is a community server, with all the fun and games you need.

    The friendly staff are ready to welcome you to Mingul, along with all the other players.

    We currently have Spleef, Capture The Flag and Mob Arena to liven things up.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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