Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • MegaMine Server

    MegaMine Server

    NO LAG! SUPER FAST!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • ScavengerCraft

    ScavengerCraft
    ScavengerCraft

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • OPCraft

    OPCraft

    Join OP-Craft DROP PARTY EVERY DAY! Owner:GoldenBrand Join now

    Unban:$5 God Armour:$10 God Weapon:$3 God Tools:$3

    Donate to: [email protected]

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • THE GRID

    THE GRID

    We are a creative minecraft server with an emphasis on freedom. Build to your hearts content without the worry of griefers or server wipes. 99.9% uptime, no lag and no whitelist! Our friendly community of builders encourage maturity and mutual respect. Pass your initiation as a Builder rank and enjoy utter freedom when you become part of the Architect and Dreamer team!

    Check out our screenshots: http://is.gd/Y2Q91x

    Worlds: Spawn – Our servers go-to place to hang out; built by our own community. Trial – Prove your worth and show off your creativity in a PlotMe map! The Grid – Main world for Architects Outer Space – Space world for Architects Flatlands – Plot world for Architects The Earth: 1:1500 scale map of the Earth VS and WE Training: VoxelSniper and WorldEdit training ground for Dreamer ranked players

    Plugins: Essentials, Multiverse, PlotMe, WorldGuard, CoreProtect, SimpleBackup, McBans, NoCheatPlus, Dynmap, Shortify, Wireless Redstone, Travel Portals, Citizens, Chairs, Sponge Trampolines, Item Stay, Pick Boat, Mudders Milk, Custom Music, ThunderPlus and much more!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • MortalPVP | 24/7 Factions

    MortalPVP | 24/7 Factions

    So, Let’s get this straight, I’m not one of those stupid guys who go “Hey guys! Josh here! And today im showing you how this server is unique!” No. Stop Josh, Just stop. NO server is unique, We all use the same plugins and essentially act the same. Players make a server, not plugins. We have a pretty small yet Decent community with a decent website (WIP) and some Cool plugins like shops and so on (The usual) But if you are sitting here reading this, I’m guessing you’re pretty damn bored, Some hop on the server. Maybe you will learn something new maybe not, But i wager it’s better than sitting here reading endless PMC posts.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • MinecraftMalta

    MinecraftMalta

    ★★ 5 Servers – 1 IP ★★ ➝ JOIN NOW! ✔ ➝ 24/7 ✔ ➝ 24GB RAM ✔ ➝ 200 slots ✔ ➝ NO LAG ✔ ➝ Non Premium Players Allowed ✔ ➝ Economy ✔ ➝ GamesRoom (PvP, PvE, Parkour, etc.) ✔ ➝ Factions ✔ ➝ Plots ✔ ➝ Friendly Staff ✔ ➝ VIPs ✔ ➝ Many features and more coming! ✔ ★ https://www.facebook.com/MinecraftMalta ★

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Titan

    Titan

    Welcome to Titan,

    This is a Factions PvP server at its finest. The server is just starting again and is welcoming new players into the server.

    Voting here and the other lists we are on (links on our forums) you ear 5 diamonds and 1 Enchant Point

    What are Enchant Points? They allow you to use the shop to customize what enchantments are on your items. Want an Unbreaking sword? done. Want a Sharpness Steak? done. Anything goes in that shop.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 26 Battle Standards Raised: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Devil’s Minecraft

    Devil’s Minecraft

    Welcome to Devil’s PvP!

    Devil’s PvP invites you to join us today!

    Defeat enemies in massive pvp battles and defend your land.

    Create a faction and make it the most powerful on the server.

    Ally with fellow friends and form massive armies to take down all opposition.

    Or have some fun by participating in the lottery and auctions!

    Relax and join spleef, boxing, mob arena!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Void Gems Collected: 31

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Infinicraft

    Infinicraft

    Check out our website at http://infinicraft.net

    Join the Infinicraft network! Home of unique games like War Games, InfiniSG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

    Join the Infinicraft Network Today!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • TekkLads MC

    TekkLads MC

    Awsome Server To join Create Factions Play around with friends and get 3 people for 10 diamonds 😀

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 34
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • CraftINC

    CraftINC

    CraftINC Is A Whitelist Build Server For The Best Of builders We Strive To Build A Great Community And Great stuff, And A Great Time While We Do

    Apply For Whitelist: http://craftinc.enjin.com/ ip: Craftinc.mcph.co:26075

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Nathans Simple Survival

    Nathans Simple Survival

    Introduction Welcome to Simple Survival! A community based server built on quality service and an Almost Vanilla Experience. Almost, you say? Here at Simple Survival, we try to provide the best survival experience possible, but at the same time, allowing our members to have a little more freedom. Instead of a pure vanilla server where a player may be prone to griefing and stealing, we have installed a few backend plugins so you won’t have to worry. McMMO gives the server a simple non-invasive skill system that provides goals for the players and allows for competition. At Simple Survival, we hope to provide the friendliest and most mature community for your Minecraft Multiplayer needs.

    PLEASE APPLY THROUGH OUR WEBSITE. APPLICATIONS WILL BE ACCEPTED WITHIN AN HOUR.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Phobos PVP

    Phobos PVP

    Supporting 1.8.1-1.8.7 clients Hand Drawn Customs Biomes Map! Raid, kill, grief, steal, betray, smash, burn.. We aren’t hosted at mcpro-whatever like most servers… We host ourselves from a state-of-the-art data center in Atlanta, GA. IP: server.phobospvp.com Website http://phobospvp.com Also, forget just TNT… Grenades Flashbangs Creeper Eggs Napalm and even NUKES to wreck other Factions. Raid, kill, grief, steal, betray, smash, burn… Or just frikkin’ nuke it all. The Machine: We aren’t hosted at mcpro-whatever like most servers… We host ourselves on a machine with: 4x Intel(R) Xeon(R) CPU E5-2690 0 @ 2.90GHz cores | 16GB of memory | Run from SSD with custom HDD backups 2x daily. Hosted from a state-of-the-art data center in Atlanta, GA.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37 Titanic Battles Fought: 22

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Escapecraft

    Escapecraft

    • Server IP: escapecraft.com • No Whitelist • Brand New Survival World • Latest Spigot with dozens of plugins • Friendly Staff & Community

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • qubecraft

    qubecraft
    qubecraft

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8971 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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