Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
Emeralds Found: 4474 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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