Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed: 33 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7
Dragon Scales Harvested: 448 Haunted Chests Opened: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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