Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 98 Titanic Battles Fought: 25
Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Fumikos Haven Network

    Fumikos Haven Network

    Hello! There we are still under development and looking for staff 18+ for the time being of start.

    Welcome to Fumiko’s Haven | IP: 64.58.118.119

    About Fumiko’s Haven: Step into a realm of endless adventure. Fumiko’s Haven is a vibrant Minecraft server that offers something for every kind of player. Whether you’re looking to build, explore, or fight for power in Factions, we have you covered.

    Factions – Join the Battle for Power: Align yourself with the HavenLords or create your own faction. Build, conquer, and defend as you engage in epic faction wars. With powerful OP sets and swords waiting in faction crates, there is always a battle around the corner.

    MiniGames Lobby: Take a break from the grind and dive into our MiniGames lobby. Compete in exciting challenges, earn rewards, and unlock exclusive crates using virtual or physical keys. There is always something fun to do.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ♐ MineBars ♐ Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

    ♐ MineBars ♐ Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

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    MineBars is a top project for top players!

    BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, SkyBlock

    Clans, arena for clan battles, as well as top clans

    Statistics of the best players

    — Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob rocking, fishing, relaxation beach

    Unique plugins made by our programmers

    — Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

    — Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts

    — Honest donation

    IP – MBars.net

    Website: https://minebars.ru

    VK group: https://vk.com/minebars

    A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.

    We are already more than 7 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online.

    Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.

    Lots of entertainment, on our server you won’t have time to get bored 🙂

    With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

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    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 0 Enchantments Applied: 91
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Paul’s Bland SMP – It’s Not Just for Boomers Anymore!

    Paul’s Bland SMP – It’s Not Just for Boomers Anymore!

    Paul SMP Server Overview:

    Server Name Paul SMP Server
    Server Type SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
    Player Limit 10-15 Players
    Server Features Vanilla-based with some tweaks
    Rules No griefing, stealing, cheating, hacking, item duping. More rules on Discord.

    FAQ:

    1. Can I join the server?

    Yes, you are welcome to join the server. Just follow the Discord link provided above.

    2. What kind of players are you looking for?

    We are looking for friendly players who want to build a community and have fun playing by the rules.

    3. Is this server similar to vanilla Minecraft?

    Yes, the server is running spigot with some vanilla-tweaks datapacks, but it is very close to vanilla with no game-changing features.

    4. What can I do on the server?

    You can build your own base, participate in the shopping district, and engage in a diamond-based economy.

    5. Are there any rules I need to follow?

    Yes, the basic rules include no griefing, stealing, cheating, hacking, or item duping. More rules can be found on the Discord server.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Blocky Bideo Games Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bideo Games Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing pandas who will guide you through our wacky world filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and talking creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest item in all of Minecraft – a diamond sword that shoots out fire-breathing kittens.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be partying with pandas and battling with fire-breathing kittens? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6412 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Whispering Caves Entered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ScaredyCraft SMP

    ScaredyCraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to conquer your childhood fears in a pixelated world! We have a haunted mansion filled with spooky surprises, a forest of giant spiders that will make your skin crawl, and a secret underground dungeon where you can face your deepest fears head-on. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right? So come join us and let’s laugh in the face of fear together!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16 Magic Items Found: 1414
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Royal Decrees Issued: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bedrock Boogeyman

    Bedrock Boogeyman
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing lurking under your bed is a dusty old sock? Well, fear not, because on our server, the worst thing that can be under your bed is a creeper with a love for bedtime explosions! Join us if you dare for a wild ride of unexpected surprises and heart-pounding moments. Who knows what other crazy creatures and adventures await you in our wacky world! So come on, join us and see what’s really hiding under your bed…if you dare!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18
    Alien Abductions: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 15 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Down UnderCraft Minecraft Server

    Down UnderCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have 49 abrams tanks donated by australia to ukraine!!! yes, you heard that right, we have tanks in minecraft now!!! imagine riding around in a tank blowing up creepers and zombies, it’s a total game changer!!!

    not only that, but we also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja pigs who will protect your loot at all costs. you can trade with them for rare items and weapons, or just sit back and watch them do epic ninja flips while you mine for resources.

    our server is also home to the legendary diamond chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular eggs. if you can find and tame this majestic bird, you will be the envy of all your friends and enemies alike.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our insane minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in a blocky world. who needs australia and ukraine when you have tanks and ninja pigs in minecraft?!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Magic Items Found: 8464 Underground Cities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UNGAexpelIsraelLOL

    UNGAexpelIsraelLOL
    LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we kick butt like Palestinians kicking Israel out of the U.N. General Assembly! We’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, fighting for justice and building epic structures like the Great Wall of China on steroids. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and gold like greedy dragons. Join us now or miss out on all the fun and chaos! #JusticeForMinecraft #ExpelIsraelFromOurServer

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 43 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nano Arc Craft

    Nano Arc Craft
    so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got nanobodies up in dis joint, like, who even has dat in a minecraft server, amirite?

    u wanna build some crazy structures? well, nanobodies got u covered, they can, like, promote da crystallisation of da human Arc protein. like, who even knew minecraft could be so scientific, right?

    but wait, there’s more! nanobodies can also, like, regulate da function of da Arc protein. so, like, not only can u build epic stuff, but u can also, like, control da function of proteins. how insane is dat?

    so, like, if u wanna have a blast and do some crazy stuff in minecraft, dis server is da place to be. join now and experience da nanobody madness!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Magic Items Found: 6867
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Animals Bred: 113
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GhestPlays City

    GhestPlays City

    Welcome to GhestPlays City All The Mods 10 About the Server Immerse yourself in a Minecraft experience like never before with our All The Mods 10 server. This modpack offers a vast selection of mods ranging from advanced technology to mystical magic ensuring there is always something new to explore and discover Main Features Verso do Minecraft 1211 Mods Included Technology magic exploration and more Active Community Join a friendly and active community always ready to help and share adventures Join us and start your adventure in the incredible world of All The Mods 10 We look forward to seeing you on the server

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Towns Built: 10 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • bosscraft.pl

    bosscraft.pl

    I invite you to the new server bosscraft.pl survival plots

    lots of opportunities to have great fun, developed server and store, lots of ranks and other items that diversify your fun, come join us

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 38
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Chimeras Created: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Divine Spears Created: 10

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Out-of-This-World Realm of Celestial Chaos and Confusion… also with modded nations

    The Out-of-This-World Realm of Celestial Chaos and Confusion… also with modded nations
    CelestialRealm: War and Peace Edition 24/7

    Welcome to CelestialRealm: War and Peace Edition 24/7 Where Legends are Forged Through War, Diplomacy, and Economic Prowess.

    Epic War and Conflict Forge your destiny from the ground up. Lead your nation to triumph or claw your way out of poverty through sheer determination. Engage in massive wars that shake the server, where tactics, alliances, and strategic planning determine who rises to power. In this dynamic realm, confrontations shape the world, with nations battling for supremacy in thrilling large-scale clashes—or forging peace for strategic gain.

    Master the Economy Build an empire of wealth with our sophisticated economy plugins. Whether setting up online shops, auctioning rare items, or managing sign shops, the server’s dynamic economy rewards those willing to take risks. With comprehensive guides available, mastering trade, finance, and resource management has never been easier.

    Bounties, Quests, and Exploration For the lone wolves and adventurers, hunt player bounties, loot treasures from fallen enemies, and complete quests for valuable rewards. The world is filled with rare items and hidden resources waiting to be discovered, fueling personal progression and power.

    A Global Political Arena: The United Nations System Join the in-game United Nations to shape global politics. Power shifts through Borda count elections and party plurality. Run for executive positions, participate in court trials, or uphold global laws as part of the UN Police. Diplomacy is crucial, and the power to influence world events is yours to wield.

    Forming Nations and Earning Perks Creating a nation is no easy feat. The cost encourages players to unite under a few powerful factions, leading to a balanced yet competitive atmosphere. Each nation boasts unique perks, but wise resource management and diplomacy are essential for survival and success.

    Comprehensive Tutorials & Reliable Support Whether you’re a veteran or a newcomer, our extensive documentation ensures you’ll never feel lost. The server owner, Gluon, is always available on Discord to help you thrive and grow.

    Player-Centric Experience With a non-playing owner, the server remains fair and balanced. No nation enjoys an advantage from the owner, ensuring an entirely player-driven world where your actions shape the course of history.

    Modded Experience for a Richer World Explore a vast array of mods that enhance gameplay, from world generation and animations to combat and quests. Notable mods include: – Terralith: Experience diverse biomes and unique landscapes. – Origins (Forge): Choose from different classes to gain unique abilities. – The Twilight Forest & The Aether: Venture into mystical dimensions for rare loot. – Bountiful & FTB Quests: Take on quests for rewards, giving you a clear path for progression. – MrCrayfish’s Furniture Mod: Customize your builds with unique decorations.

    Join CelestialRealm Today and Shape History! Immerse yourself in a world where war and peace collide. Will you rise as a shrewd diplomat, a fearsome warlord, or a wealthy entrepreneur? The choice is yours.

    To join, contact me here, or on discord @goofiusgwape or @gluonmaster

    Or just use this conveniently placed link: https://discord.gg/HMJ2qkQQWx

    FAQ

    How do I join the server?

    To join the server, simply click on the provided Discord link and reach out to either goofiusgwape or gluonmaster for access.

    What makes this server unique?

    CelestialRealm offers a dynamic gameplay experience focused on war, diplomacy, and economics. The United Nations system and modded gameplay enhance the overall immersive experience.

    Is there a cost to creating a nation?

    Creating a nation on CelestialRealm comes with a cost to encourage players to unite under powerful factions. This helps maintain a balanced yet competitive atmosphere.

    Can I get help or support if I’m new to the server?

    Absolutely! The server owner, Gluon, is available on Discord to provide extensive support and guidance to new and veteran players alike. Comprehensive tutorials are also available.

    Are there any specific rules or guidelines to follow on the server?

    CelestialRealm follows a set of rules and guidelines to ensure fair gameplay and a positive community environment. These rules cover areas such as player conduct, cheating, and respectful behavior towards others.

    What mods are included in the server?

    The server includes mods such as Terralith, Origins (Forge), The Twilight Forest, The Aether, Bountiful, FTB Quests, and MrCrayfish’s Furniture Mod. These mods enhance gameplay and offer diverse experiences for players.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Dimension Hops: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Pixelated Tokyo Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Tokyo Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just mining and crafting all day? Well, fear no more, my fellow gaijin san pureesu stoppu! Our server is so outrageous, even the creepers are doing stand-up comedy routines.

    Join us for epic battles against zombie chickens riding on the backs of skeleton horses, or take a break and relax in our luxurious hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, we have fireproof swimsuits). And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try your hand at our legendary parkour course, where the prize at the end is a diamond-encrusted golden carrot.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing endermen, and every Friday night we have a fireworks show that puts the Fourth of July to shame.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ores Mined: 8306 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • What The Frick Minecraft SMP

    What The Frick Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there! We’ve got players doing things that will make you say “wtf” on a regular basis.

    One time, someone built a roller coaster that went straight into a volcano and somehow survived! Another player tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Taylor Swift songs. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to recreate the entire Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks… let’s just say it didn’t end well.

    But hey, if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the madness! Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe invest in some diamond armor while you’re at it. Trust us, you’re gonna need it.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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