Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Gnome Villages Protected: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

New Minecraft Servers

  • NoHaterzAllowed Minecraft SMP

    NoHaterzAllowed Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with the same old people? Do you want to join a server where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us if you want to be friends with players who have built entire cities out of diamond blocks, tamed dragons to use as flying mounts, and have a secret underground lair filled with treasure. But beware, if you can’t handle the heat of a PvP battle or the chaos of a prank war, then you might not be able to handle the craziness of our server.

    We only accept players who are willing to take on challenges like building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, creating a farm with every single type of animal in the game, or participating in a massive treasure hunt that leads to a hidden stronghold filled with rare loot.

    So if you think you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness, then join us today and see if you can become the ultimate champion of our server!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Elemental Crystals Collected: 63
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Ores Mined: 5623

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EndGameQuest

    EndGameQuest
    Imagine a Minecraft server where the ending is so epic, it puts all other endings to shame! Picture this: after hours of mining, building, and battling mobs, you finally reach the ultimate boss – a giant chicken with laser eyes and a diamond sword. But here’s the twist – instead of defeating the boss, you have to challenge it to a dance-off! If you win, you get a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn. If you lose, you have to wear a chicken costume for the rest of your days on the server. So, if you want a truly unforgettable ending to your Minecraft adventures, come join us and dance your way to victory!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Falling into the Void: 3
    Animals Bred: 132 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SpyCraft Minecraft Server

    SpyCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, man. like, this server is so wild, it’s like a spy thriller movie but in minecraft. we got this dude from tel aviv who got arrested for spying for iran and planning to assassinate an israeli scientist. like, what even is happening, right? but hey, that’s just the kind of excitement you can expect on this server. join now for some insane adventures and maybe even some espionage drama. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Buildings Constructed: 25
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Gods Slained: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 8

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyCanuckKremlinNet

    CraftyCanuckKremlinNet
    hey u, ya u reading this, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server EVER?? well u gotta join our server cuz we got canadian websites spreadin pro-kremlin stuff, like what even is that?? but it’s super cool trust me.

    we got crazy stories like one time a creeper tried to blow up the whole server but our fearless leader rode in on a pig and saved the day. true story bro.

    plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. but shh don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret.

    so come join our server and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh and did i mention we have a pet dragon?? yeah, we’re that cool.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Electrify & Renew: The Blocky Fleet

    Electrify & Renew: The Blocky Fleet
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got mad electrification goin’ on! Our vehicles be so lit, they practically shootin’ lightning bolts! And get this, we rollin’ out renewable electricity like it’s confetti at a party!

    You won’t believe the health benefits, fam. We talkin’ billions, yo! By 2050, you gonna be feelin’ so fresh and so clean, clean, you won’t even recognize yourself. Your skin gonna be glowin’ like a glowstone block, and your energy levels gonna be higher than a stack of diamond blocks.

    So come on, join the madness, join the fun! This server be poppin’ off like a creeper in a minefield. Don’t miss out on all the electrifying action, join now and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • What is the IP for Flamingo Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Flamingo Minecraft Server?

    Flamingo is a popular American YouTube personality known for his comedic gaming content. He joined the platform in 2017 and has since gained millions of subscribers. Flamingo is known for his energetic and entertaining videos, often featuring his unique sense of humor and engaging commentary. He has also collaborated with other popular YouTubers and has a dedicated fan base that eagerly awaits his latest uploads.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Void Gems Collected: 16
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RelapseMC

    RelapseMC

    RelapseMC is our brand-new Minecraft network, designed to bring you a unique survival gamemodes. Get ready to experience the thrill of Rust’s raid system combined with the strategic depth of Warcraft’s skills, all in one epic adventure. What to expect:

    – Explore a Unique realm known as Warcraft – Choose a race to level up and unlock Different Abilities – Help your friends to Conquer and Rule

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 8353
    Gods Slained: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nostalgia SMP

    Nostalgia SMP

    Welcome to beginnings of Nostalgia SMP!! If you’ve been yearning for a server with no mods; just simple Vanilla Minecraft, then this is the place for you!! Nostalgia SMP is a small community scouting for new, dedicated players. The server offers a brand-new survival world to play with your friends!! We also offer server-wide events held by admins to obtain special items and prizes (still Vanilla)! If you’re looking to join in on the ride, be sure to join the Discord! (Server is still in development and will be out within the next few weeks. Updates are posted to Discord)

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 86
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Enchantments Applied: 159
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    Beautiful buildings

    Character leveling

    Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Villages Defended: 6 Alien Abductions: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by our resident llama, Naano, who is known for his impeccable fashion sense and love for disco music. He’ll show you around our insane world filled with floating islands made entirely of cheese, rainbow-colored sheep that shoot fireworks out of their butts, and a secret underground lair where the rarest diamonds in the game are guarded by a pack of dancing zombies.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over a kingdom of chickens and offers quests for brave adventurers to embark on. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal that leads to the land of talking pigs who tell the funniest jokes in all of Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Naano can’t wait to meet you and show you all the wacky wonders our server has to offer.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 61 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Persona Thread Minecraft SMP

    The Persona Thread Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the grass grows so fast, it’s like watching a time-lapse on steroids.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Atlus, a mystical being who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that one player wished for an entire castle made of diamond blocks, only to have it collapse on them because they forgot to wish for structural integrity.

    If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of deranged llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to challenge their dominance? Trust us, you don’t want to mess with them.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest adventure of your virtual life. Just be sure to bring some extra pairs of pants, because things are about to get crazy.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Potions Brewed: 184 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BiCraft Minecraft Server

    BiCraft Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists! Just like the time I accidentally outed my friend as bi in front of everyone in our carpool. But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all, unless you wear your pride flag too subtly and end up causing a stir like I did.

    Explore our virtual world where you can express yourself freely, just maybe leave the pride flags at home until you’re ready to come out to the whole server. Who knows, you might even make friends who won’t judge you for your fashion choices or accidentally spill your secrets to the entire group. So come join us for a truly unforgettable experience, where the only drama is in the game, not in the carpool.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 391 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Falling into the Void: 0
    Dimension Hops: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FamCraft Engagement Bash

    FamCraft Engagement Bash
    Are you tired of being overshadowed by your perfect golden child sibling on every special occasion? Do you want to escape the clutches of a family that only cares about one person? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and create a world where you are the star of the show, where every achievement is celebrated and every gift is just for you. No more living in the shadow of your sibling, no more feeling like you don’t matter. On our server, YOU are the main character!

    Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the drama and toxicity of family life. Build your own happy place, away from the constant comparisons and favoritism. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new family among your fellow players who understand what you’ve been through.

    So come on, leave the drama behind and join our server today. It’s time to take control of your own story and create the life you deserve. See you in the game!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SubSMPAddict – Minecraft SMP

    SubSMPAddict – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old subscription services that offer nothing but the same old content? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the subscription service you never knew you needed!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will blow your mind and a community of players who are always up for a good time.

    But that’s not all! By joining our server, you’ll also gain access to exclusive in-game events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for the chance to win fabulous prizes.

    So why waste your time on boring old subscription services when you can join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new world of fun and excitement? Sign up now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NudeCraft

    NudeCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only risky thing you do is maybe fall into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because on our server, we take risky to a whole new level!

    Join us for the chance to have wild and crazy nudity experiences like never before! Imagine running around the server butt-naked, dodging creepers and zombies while trying to find your lost armor. It’s a thrill like no other!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Naked Warrior, a player who has mastered the art of combat in the buff. Will you be brave enough to challenge them to a duel?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and maybe out of your clothes), then come join us for the wildest, riskiest adventure of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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