Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is that you must have a big dick to join. Why, you ask? Well, because our server is all about flexing your pixelated package and showing off your blocky bulge to the world.

Join us for some outrageous adventures, like the time we all dressed up as sexy villagers and seduced the Ender Dragon into giving us all of its loot. Or the time we built a giant statue of a penis out of diamond blocks just for the lols.

But beware, there are rival factions on the server who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and your dignity. So strap on your best armor and get ready to defend your honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re packing. Just remember, size matters in this world of blocky debauchery.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 95/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
Love Letters Sent: 11 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
Elemental Crystals Collected: 82 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

New Minecraft Servers

  • DeathZone Network

    DeathZone Network

    3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Chimeras Created: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Crops Grown: 2901 Towns Built: 9
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Rede Saint

    Rede Saint

    Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Enchantments Applied: 295
    Epic Quests Completed: 6 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 291 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineHeart

    MineHeart

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 44
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Fairytales

    Fairytales

    Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Ores Mined: 8870
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Trollrace Network

    Trollrace Network

    Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Ores Mined: 7663
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 45 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MCexp

    MCexp

    Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 394
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2322 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Void Armor Forged: 11
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Falling into the Void: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 88 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Animals Bred: 85
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Farms Harvested: 252
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Buildings Constructed: 36

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Crops Grown: 9640
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Astral Projections Made: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Gods Slained: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 28
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13
    Zombie Dances: 7 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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