Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is that you must have a big dick to join. Why, you ask? Well, because our server is all about flexing your pixelated package and showing off your blocky bulge to the world.

Join us for some outrageous adventures, like the time we all dressed up as sexy villagers and seduced the Ender Dragon into giving us all of its loot. Or the time we built a giant statue of a penis out of diamond blocks just for the lols.

But beware, there are rival factions on the server who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and your dignity. So strap on your best armor and get ready to defend your honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re packing. Just remember, size matters in this world of blocky debauchery.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters: 6696 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

New Minecraft Servers

  • OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 339 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 28 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Astral Projections Made: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Rede Saint

    Rede Saint

    Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Falling into the Void: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Zombie Dances: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 11

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3187 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Potions Brewed: 94

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineHeart

    MineHeart

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 131 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Animals Bred: 72 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Fairytales

    Fairytales

    Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crops Grown: 2138 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Astral Amulets Crafted: 45
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Trollrace Network

    Trollrace Network

    Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 59
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MCexp

    MCexp

    Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 29 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Epic Quests Completed: 26

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 329 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Zombie Dances: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 28

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 19 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Ores Mined: 9082
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Magic Crystals Found: 9

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Elemental Crystals Collected: 92
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 9

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 41 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Potions Brewed: 31 Dragon Eggs Found: 604
    Farms Harvested: 876 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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