Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is that you must have a big dick to join. Why, you ask? Well, because our server is all about flexing your pixelated package and showing off your blocky bulge to the world.

Join us for some outrageous adventures, like the time we all dressed up as sexy villagers and seduced the Ender Dragon into giving us all of its loot. Or the time we built a giant statue of a penis out of diamond blocks just for the lols.

But beware, there are rival factions on the server who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and your dignity. So strap on your best armor and get ready to defend your honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re packing. Just remember, size matters in this world of blocky debauchery.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Mythical Quests Completed: 12
Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Wilderness Tamed: 9
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • DeathZone Network

    DeathZone Network

    3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Titanic Battles Fought: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crops Grown: 2058 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 99 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Rede Saint

    Rede Saint

    Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Void Gems Collected: 28

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Enchantments Applied: 201 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1031 Divine Spears Created: 30
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • MineHeart

    MineHeart

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Fairytales

    Fairytales

    Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Trollrace Network

    Trollrace Network

    Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Potions Brewed: 67 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 103 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • MCexp

    MCexp

    Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 226 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Runes Activated: 8
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Animals Bred: 10
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 44
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Herobrine Sightings: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Potions Brewed: 25 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Ores Mined: 7298
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Evil Twin Fights: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Divine Spears Created: 25
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Gods Slained: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 175 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 3931
    Towns Built: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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