Minecraft SMP: Early 2000’s Comedy Movie Buff

“2000s”, Absurd, BIZARRE, buff, comedy, comedy movie, cult classic, dark comedy, dog, Early, early 2000s, eccentric, funny, Grandma, humor, inappropriate, Minecraft, MM, Movie, offbeat, Outrageous, quirky, rape, Shocking.., smp, Twisted, Underrated

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5908
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Void Gems Collected:	40
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Astral Projections Made:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a grandma on speed trying to out-rap Eminem! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of absurdity and shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers breakdance before exploding. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and wondering what the heck is going on next.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are legendary, from llama races to chicken jousting tournaments. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best thriller dance moves.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience the thrill of grandma rapping faster than Eminem while riding a dog through a rainbow-filled wonderland? Don’t miss out on the madness – come join us today!

BoppleMC

Mini Games

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1520
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7

A minecraft server called boppleMC that has loads of games, 24/7 updates, crazy textures, a support team, and loads of mini-game crap. Come in now!

85.202.160.206:2252

ThunderTown

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4511
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Enchantments Applied:	290
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Void Gems Collected:	38
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9790
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23

mc.thundertown.es:19132

MineVillage

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8831
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4118	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

minevillage.net

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	413
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mines Excavated:	3675	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	130

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

quantumrealm.in

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4398
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	8497
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	290525	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Zombie Dances:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

play.unreal-craft.com

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4496
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Emeralds Found:	840
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23

Vexius.org

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9965
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Emeralds Found:	8390
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

play.petalcraft.fun

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9898
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	579	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magic Items Found:	7195

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

crescenta.secure.pebble.host

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1521
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

mc.hycraft.us

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6927
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

nocheatsmc.com

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3611
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	336
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

play.hellominers.com

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5760
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Potions Brewed:	166	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

play.pokesplash.org

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5835
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	486	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

familymc.xyz

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6796
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	120	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

cratesmp.xyz

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6051
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	1806	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

104.37.188.195