Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao

athletes, blunder, Champions, Competition, Dutch, DutchRetardDetourLmao, EMBARRASSING, funny, gold medal, hilarious, humor, LAUGHING, Lost, medalists, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, navigation, retards, smp, sports, wrong turn, wrong way

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3324
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Ores Mined:	4352

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster designed by a drunk llama! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring chickens and pigs, and more chaos than a creeper convention in a TNT factory.

You won’t just be building houses and mining for diamonds here, oh no. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots, and epic PvP battles that make the Hunger Games look like a friendly game of tag.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just remember that two Dutch idiots once got lost and ended up losing their gold medal. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come join us for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, who knows).

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7263
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

66.70.237.153:25594

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9213
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Potions Brewed:	187	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Dragon Eggs Found:	1097

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

play.cradleofcivilizations.com

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	418
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	143	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

play.turtlecraftsmp.com

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8948
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

play.emeraldsmc.com

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1374
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9751
Votes:	6651	Villages Defended:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

play.funnymcraft.eu

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6788
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Void Gems Collected:	21	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

play.synthcraft.eu

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8064
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Void Gems Collected:	37
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Magic Items Found:	4931
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

play.alphaprison.net

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9270
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9932	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Squeejcraft.com:25566

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7040
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

lunarsky.de

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4971
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Emeralds Found:	3610

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

carrotmc.fr.to:19154

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1479
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

play.mineclassic.org

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6385
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Divine Spears Created:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

kronosmc.apexmc.co:8197

ProsperityCraft

Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6505
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

ProsperityCraft.net

Gempers Place

Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8458
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1199	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

mc.gempersplaces.net

Crown Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1535
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Meteorites Collected:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Emeralds Found:	6509
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Embark on a thrilling adventure at CrownLands, your premier Minecraft destination! Immerse yourself in a dynamic community where your input matters. With frequent updates, captivating quests, and a commitment to player feedback, every moment is tailored for your enjoyment. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like never before, filled with excitement and endless possibilities. Your journey awaits at CrownLands – where community and gameplay come together to create an unparalleled gaming experience!

smp.crownlands.net:4602