Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao

athletes, blunder, Champions, Competition, Dutch, DutchRetardDetourLmao, EMBARRASSING, funny, gold medal, hilarious, humor, LAUGHING, Lost, medalists, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, navigation, retards, smp, sports, wrong turn, wrong way

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	260
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster designed by a drunk llama! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring chickens and pigs, and more chaos than a creeper convention in a TNT factory.

You won’t just be building houses and mining for diamonds here, oh no. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots, and epic PvP battles that make the Hunger Games look like a friendly game of tag.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just remember that two Dutch idiots once got lost and ended up losing their gold medal. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come join us for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, who knows).

Mystiverse

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1450
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Towns Built:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	33
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Are you tired of how easy minecraft is nowdays? Are you sick of servers where players obtain top gear by day one?Do you want to feel a classical factions experience with an RPG twist? Do you like the look of amazing custom world generated biomes?Then join mystiverse! A new classic, hard factions server with an RPG twist! New players can select 1 out of 4 different classes: Pirate, Witch, Assassin and Elemental. Each class has a lot of abilities and custom items that feel vanilla like and intuitive to use. There is a full wiki in our discord, learn all about the available classes there. A class might change your ideal food choice, crop choice, or even provide you with combat abilities, movement abilities (e.g. double jumping) and custom items.

pvp.mystiverse.net

DunyaMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4498
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	215	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

oyna.dunyamc.com.tr

xFireBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5502
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Dimension Hops:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Welcome to xFireBox.net, the ultimate mining haven where the pursuit of resources and powerful equipment takes center stage! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience focused on the thrill of mining, without the distractions of building.Step into our server and become part of a vibrant community, driven by the shared passion for gathering valuable resources. Interact with like-minded players, engage in lively discussions, and forge lasting friendships with fellow resource enthusiasts.xFireBox is meticulously designed to offer a mining paradise like no other. With an array of meticulously crafted mines, you’ll uncover a wealth of rare and precious resources. Explore each mine’s unique challenges and reap the rewards as you delve deeper into the earth.Forget about building structures or intricate designs. Here, it’s all about honing your mining skills to perfection. Upgrade your equipment, unlock powerful tools, and discover hidden secrets that will propel your mining prowess to new heights.Our server boasts a dynamic progression system with a unique Prestige function. Rise through the ranks and unlock coveted block multipliers, amplifying your resource gains with every prestige level achieved. Leave your mark as a legendary miner and inspire others to follow in your footsteps.At xFireBox, we understand the value of hard work. Every swing of your pickaxe brings the promise of fortune. With our Fortune feature, each mined block holds the potential for incredible rewards, ensuring that your dedication is duly rewarded.Join our thriving community of resource enthusiasts, where players from all walks of life come together to pursue their mining passions. With over 60,000 dedicated players already on board, you’ll find camaraderie, support, and the excitement of shared adventures.Visit xFireBox.net today and embark on a mining odyssey like no other. Unleash your inner miner, gather your tools, and immerse yourself in the exhilarating world of xFireBox, where mining reigns supreme. Join us now and experience the pure thrill of unearthing riches and forging a legacy as a master of the mines!

xfirebox.minehut.gg

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	799
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

org.slimesmp.com

JiferCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2417
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Welcome to JiferCraft Studios! Here you will find a unique survival server, which combines the excitement of construction with the adrenaline of PvP combat. • Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and challenges. • Build your home and impressive structures. • Face exciting PvP battles against other players. • Explore vast landscapes and magnificent biomes. • Collect resources and thrive in a dynamic economy.But that is not all! We are working to add more game modes to give you an even more varied experience. Join the server and discover a world of adventure, creativity and unlimited fun. We will wait for you!

mc.jifercraft.com

Monuments

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2960
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Magic Items Found:	7130
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Monumenta is a free Minecraft-based, Survival-mode, action-oriented MMORPG, with a foundation in the Complete the Monument (CTM) genre of adventure maps. With 19 huge, handmade dungeons, over a hundred quests, 1500+ custom items, seven customizable classes, and multiple enormous overworlds to connect everything together, Monumenta is a truly massive adventure that can be played solo or cooperatively for hundreds of hours with almost no repetitive grinding. Monumenta has remained live since Closed Beta in June 2017 and updates weekly with new content and bug fixes. It is a community-driven project which is and always will be free to play.

server.playmonumenta.com

MassiveCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7581
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Farms Harvested:	492	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34

massivecraft.com

One Piece Warfare

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4455
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	962
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

official Server for the One Piece Warfare server! This server mainly based on Mine Mine No Mi, Warfare, Factions and other QOL/Item additions. We have officially released! Technic Pack here! https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/mmo-piece.1957975

opwarfare.secure.pebble.host

Naruto Storm Online

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1401
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Welcome to Naruto Storm Online! Our Modpack utilises the Naruto Anime Mod by Mathioks alongside a huge amount of custom content! Join our Community today and be a part of the most customised Naruto Server!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/oficial-naruto-storm-c.1187983

149.56.78.223:1722

SunWorld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6111
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	148
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7123

Hey there! Welcome to SunWorld!So, you’re looking for a cool Minecraft server? You’ve just hit the jackpot! Here’s the scoop on why our place rocks:Quests Galore: Ever wanted to go on an adventure without leaving your house? We’ve got quests that’ll have you fighting monsters, exploring deep caves, and maybe even saving the world. It’s all here!Your Land, Your Rules: Grab a piece of land and make it your own. Whether you’re into building epic skyscrapers or underground bunkers, you can do it all here. And don’t worry, your stuff is safe with us.No Drama, Just Fun: We’re all about having a good time. Meet players who just want to chill, build, and play. Need help? Got questions? Our community and staff are super friendly and here to help you out.Cool Custom Stuff: Ever mined an ore that you can’t find in the regular game? We’ve got custom ores that’ll make crafting and building even more exciting. Get ready to discover new items and recipes!Smooth as Butter: Lag? Never heard of her. Our server is all about that smooth gameplay, so you can focus on having fun without any annoying interruptions.

play.sunworld.fun

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7251
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Towns Built:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

play.omegaminecraft.com

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2159
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3747	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

mc.bluerp.ro

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7995
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2751
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Potions Brewed:	177	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

BroKits.minehut.gg

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4485
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

LifeStealSMP.org

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8138
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	475
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

play.vanillatyme.com