Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
Animals Bred: | 165 | Magical Moments Shared: | 10 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 26 | Epic Battles Fought: | 11 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
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We’ve got insane stories like the time a player built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon, or when someone accidentally turned their entire base into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry mobs for days! 🍰🎢
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