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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 3592 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the base was actually a trap set by a mischievous player who lured them in with promises of riches, only to trap them in a maze of lava and TNT. It was a wild ride, let me tell you!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP tournament where players battle it out on a floating island surrounded by sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy, because why not?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!