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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 5084 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 40 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the base was actually a trap set by a mischievous player who lured them in with promises of riches, only to trap them in a maze of lava and TNT. It was a wild ride, let me tell you!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP tournament where players battle it out on a floating island surrounded by sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy, because why not?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!