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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 8308 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Votes: | 2710 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 85 |
Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the base was actually a trap set by a mischievous player who lured them in with promises of riches, only to trap them in a maze of lava and TNT. It was a wild ride, let me tell you!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP tournament where players battle it out on a floating island surrounded by sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy, because why not?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!