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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 9954 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Enchantments Applied: | 261 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the base was actually a trap set by a mischievous player who lured them in with promises of riches, only to trap them in a maze of lava and TNT. It was a wild ride, let me tell you!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP tournament where players battle it out on a floating island surrounded by sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy, because why not?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!