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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 5126 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 37 |
Zombie Dances: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 19 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the base was actually a trap set by a mischievous player who lured them in with promises of riches, only to trap them in a maze of lava and TNT. It was a wild ride, let me tell you!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP tournament where players battle it out on a floating island surrounded by sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy, because why not?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!