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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 4816 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 1914 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7453 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Love Letters Sent: | 7 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the base was actually a trap set by a mischievous player who lured them in with promises of riches, only to trap them in a maze of lava and TNT. It was a wild ride, let me tell you!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP tournament where players battle it out on a floating island surrounded by sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy, because why not?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!