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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 9640 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Void Gems Collected: | 23 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 19 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the base was actually a trap set by a mischievous player who lured them in with promises of riches, only to trap them in a maze of lava and TNT. It was a wild ride, let me tell you!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP tournament where players battle it out on a floating island surrounded by sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy, because why not?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!