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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 6400 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 273 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the base was actually a trap set by a mischievous player who lured them in with promises of riches, only to trap them in a maze of lava and TNT. It was a wild ride, let me tell you!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP tournament where players battle it out on a floating island surrounded by sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy, because why not?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!