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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 9065 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3325 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.
So come join us and experience the chaos, the madness, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to question your sanity and possibly lose a few brain cells along the way. But hey, who needs those anyway, right?