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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 9200 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7308 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 36 |
Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.
So come join us and experience the chaos, the madness, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to question your sanity and possibly lose a few brain cells along the way. But hey, who needs those anyway, right?