Minecraft SMP: >Did I ever tell you what the definition of Creeper is?

Minecraft SMP: >Did I ever tell you what the definition of Creeper is?

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the definition of insanity!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. We’ve got exploding chickens, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks guarded by a squad of dancing skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embrace the madness on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Remember, insanity is just a block away!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 91/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
Living Statues Befriended: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 26
Astral Projections Made: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 3215
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • CraftyFantasy – Minecraft Server

    CraftyFantasy – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because on this server, we’ve got tournaments that are so epic, even Zooey is getting involved! Join our upcoming tournaments or risk Zooey’s wrath – trust us, you don’t want to see her angry.

    But that’s not all, we’ve got big meaty notes, character guides, VODs, and even DLC announcements that will blow your blocky mind. And if you’re feeling brave, join our (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby for some intense battles. Just make sure to turn off Crossplay first – we don’t want any accidental PlayStation players crashing the party.

    With upcoming DLC like Vikala and Sandalphon, F2P rotations, and the latest patch notes, this server is the ultimate destination for all things Granblue Fantasy Versus. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you cross Zooey, of course.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Crops Grown: 2258
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Minecraft SMP – Endermen Roleplay Party

    Minecraft SMP – Endermen Roleplay Party
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the water is so cold it’ll make your diamonds freeze! Join us for some outrageous adventures, like building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or starting a llama racing league. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode! And don’t forget about our famous /ERP/ – Erotic Roleplay Thread, where you can roleplay as a sexy Enderman looking for love in all the wrong places. So come on and join us, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 125
    Chimeras Created: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Star Shards Collected: 245 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • DisabilityCraft: No evictions, just block placements!

    DisabilityCraft: No evictions, just block placements!
    Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we have a resident named Jack who is a real character! Jack has been living in our server for two and a half years after his friend mysteriously disappeared. Jack is trans, autistic, has OCD, and quit school in the 7th grade – talk about a unique player!

    But wait, there’s more! Jack was just awarded disability, but hasn’t received it yet. Will he finally be able to move out and find his own place? Or will he continue to rely on the kindness of others in our server?

    Join us for a crazy adventure filled with drama, suspense, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft building. Who knows, you might even find yourself driving Jack around on virtual public transportation! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this outrageous story – join our server now!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 17
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • LoveCrafted

    LoveCrafted
    Remember that feeling of excitement and wonder when you first laid eyes on your first love? Well, joining our Minecraft server is like falling in love all over again, but with blocks and creepers instead of flowers and chocolates.

    Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a friendly group of players who are all wearing ridiculous outfits made entirely out of diamond armor. They start throwing enchanted potions at you and shouting “Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!”

    As you explore the server, you come across a giant castle made entirely out of cake, guarded by a fierce army of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying pigs. You join forces with them and together you embark on a quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who has been terrorizing the server by stealing all the diamonds and turning them into dirt blocks.

    After a long and epic battle, you emerge victorious and are hailed as the hero of the server. The other players throw a massive party in your honor, complete with fireworks, cake, and a dance floor made entirely out of redstone.

    So, why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of falling in love with a virtual world filled with endless possibilities and absurd adventures? Come join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 8 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • BoomCraft: Explosive Fun!

    BoomCraft: Explosive Fun!
    Yo, have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of thousands of exploding devices without actually being in danger? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for the most explosive Minecraft experience ever!

    Our server is like no other, with insane events happening all the time. One time, a player accidentally set off a chain reaction of TNT that destroyed the entire map! It was chaos, but so much fun!

    We also have a special Lebanon-themed area where you can witness explosions galore. It’s like being in the middle of a war zone, but without any of the actual danger.

    So come join us on this wild ride and see if you can survive the explosions and chaos. It’s a blast, literally!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7583 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • FamCraft: Baby Boom Boom

    FamCraft: Baby Boom Boom
    come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of real life where even family members are out to get u! but don’t worry, on our server, the only thing out to get u is the creepers! forget about real life drama and come build ur dream world with us. who needs family drama when u can have minecraft drama instead? join now for a chance to win a diamond sword and show those pesky creepers who’s boss!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Zombie Dances: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 90
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Crystal Wands Charged: 15

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Pixel Paradis

    Pixel Paradis

    Welcome to Pixel Paradis

    Server Name: Pixel Paradis IP Address: play.pixelparadis.com – (Modpack Required) Discord: https://discord.gg/fEREqWYB6A Web: https://pixelparadis.com/

    Dive into a unique Pixelmon adventure in Paradise City, a survival game where you can capture extraordinary creatures, build your own empire and forge lasting friendships.

    – Vibrant Economy: – High Shiny Chance: – Legendary Missions: – Pokémon Gyms: – High Level Pokémon League:

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Mines Excavated: 2280 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Furry Maple Spirit Realm

    Furry Maple Spirit Realm

    Furry Maple Spirit Realm is a small but growing furry server that welcomes anyone who wants to join Furry! We have Slimefun and most of his extensions, as well as other interesting plugins, join our discord!We hope to see you in the game~

    discord:https://discord.com/invite/r8q2p86pVp

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Runes Activated: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Falling into the Void: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • CMCraft – Vanilla server Minecraft server

    CMCraft – Vanilla server Minecraft server

    CMCraft is a free, vanilla and private Minecraft server.

    To get to the server, you need to fill out a simple form in the VK community (https://vk.com/roleplay_vanilla).

    Our advantages:

    – Vanilla. We don’t have a bunch of “cool” slag plugins, we adhere to the principle of balance between vanilla experience and comfortable multiplayer gameplay.

    – Equality. Absolutely all players are equal among themselves, any form of purchased donation (even cosmetic) is absent.

    – Availability. We give every person a chance to get to our project for free.

    – Stability. The server runs on a dedicated machine in a reliable data center, which means high uptime and stable operation.

    – History. The project has been running since 2020, and you can be sure that it will not close tomorrow.

    About the server:

    – We have no donations, privates, teleports, mini-games and other nonsense. The game almost completely corresponds to the vanilla survival that you are used to seeing in single Minecraft, except for the aspects necessary for stable server operation and getting an adequate gaming experience. This is the main principle of our project.

    – Your role and activity on the server are limited only by the rules and framework of the game. To be a rich miner or a simple farmer, a builder or a warrior, the head of a small settlement or the leader of a great empire – it’s up to you. You won’t find any plugins for cities, clans and similar devilry here. All organization and interaction of players is carried out in a free form, without formal restrictions. RolePlay elements are present, but are not mandatory for compliance.

    – We have absolutely no forms of donations. Players cannot buy admin, resources or prefixes – absolutely everyone is equal in rights. – Most of the rules boil down to the simple principle of “don’t be an asshole”. You will not be pressured by fictitious and strained boundaries.

    – The administration does not interfere with the gameplay, does not use creativity or dishonest commands, all their work is transparent.

    It is impossible to convey all aspects of the game on the server here, so read our rules, fill out the form at the link, come in, play and enjoy!

    https://vk.com/roleplay_vanilla

    https://vk.com/roleplay_vanilla

    https://vk.com/roleplay_vanilla

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Mines Excavated: 2412
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • “Ravencraft: Where semi, but not vanilla, with SMP, dynmap, and Java is the only way to play Minecraft at 18+”.

    “Ravencraft: Where semi, but not vanilla, with SMP, dynmap, and Java is the only way to play Minecraft at 18+”.

    Ravencraft Server Overview

    Ravencraft is a growing semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server. We have a staff of friendly mods who have worked together for years, an expanding community of players, and an expanding map for you to explore! We are a group of adults who like to build, explore, experiment, and create together. If you’re looking for a community oriented server where you can hang out with mature folks, come give us a try!

    Server Address mc.ravensburg.org
    Rules Click here
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    About Us

    • New map for 1.21
    • Periodic world border expansions
    • Hard difficulty
    • Sleep plugin to make nights go faster
    • Firespread is turned ON
    • Expanding Overworld road network & Nether tunnel system
    • Established donor base for high-end, dedicated hardware
    • Dynmap
    • Discord
    • LGBTQI+ friendly
    • Grown-ass adults

    We’re Looking for Players Who

    • Are 18 and over
    • Don’t use hacks or cheats
    • Are respectful of other players
    • Want to hang out and chat with fun and friendly folks

    If this sounds like you, we’d love to meet you! We are a greylist server, so hop on and have a look, and we’ll set you up with a quick and painless application!

    Ravencraft Server Overview

    Ravencraft is a growing semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server. We have a staff of friendly mods who have worked together for years, an expanding community of players, and an expanding map for you to explore! We are a group of adults who like to build, explore, experiment, and create together. If you’re looking for a community oriented server where you can hang out with mature folks, come give us a try!

    Server Address mc.ravensburg.org
    Rules Click here
    Gallery Click here

    About Us

    • New map for 1.21
    • Periodic world border expansions
    • Hard difficulty
    • Sleep plugin to make nights go faster
    • Firespread is turned ON
    • Expanding Overworld road network & Nether tunnel system
    • Established donor base for high-end, dedicated hardware
    • Dynmap
    • Discord
    • LGBTQI+ friendly
    • Grown-ass adults

    We’re Looking for Players Who

    • Are 18 and over
    • Don’t use hacks or cheats
    • Are respectful of other players
    • Want to hang out and chat with fun and friendly folks

    If this sounds like you, we’d love to meet you! We are a greylist server, so hop on and have a look, and we’ll set you up with a quick and painless application!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Touching Grass Minecraft Server

    Touching Grass Minecraft Server
    Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of being cooped up in your dark, dingy Minecraft caves all day? Well, fear not because on our server, we guarantee you’ll be touching grass in no time! That’s right, we have a special feature where every player gets teleported to a beautiful grassy field every hour to recharge their virtual vitamin D levels.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken boss that drops diamond-encrusted eggs for you to use as weapons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden Hot Dog Forest, where trees are made of hot dogs and the rivers flow with ketchup.

    Join us now for a wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Come touch some grass and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 208 Potions Brewed: 122
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Alien Abductions: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1675 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Kwab Drade’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

    Kwab Drade’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure
    Welcome to KWABDRADE, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of derpy llamas who have a knack for causing mayhem and mischief. You never know what they’ll do next, but it’s guaranteed to be entertaining!

    2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Get your groove on while dodging creepers and skeletons – it’s a real party in the mines!

    3. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a talking chicken who thinks he’s a wizard to a sheep who’s convinced he’s a secret agent. You’ll never be bored with these wacky personalities around!

    4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere on the server. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its secrets?

    So what are you waiting for? Join KWABDRADE today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 25
    Alien Abductions: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • SeatSnatcherCraft

    SeatSnatcherCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of high school and join a community of players who actually appreciate you! Unlike that girl in 11th grade who can’t seem to mind her own business, our server is full of friendly players who won’t try to cheat off your test answers or make fun of you behind your back.

    Join us and build your own virtual world where you can focus on what really matters – like mining for diamonds and battling mobs. Plus, we have a strict no-cheating policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone peeking at your screen while you’re trying to survive in the wilderness.

    So come on over to our server and leave the high school drama behind. Trust us, you’ll have a much better time hanging out with creepers and zombies than dealing with mean girls who can’t appreciate a good seat in class.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 45
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Whispering Caves Entered: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • IDGAFcraft

    IDGAFcraft
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the most chaotic and unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in! We don’t care about your feelings, your opinions, or even your sanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, upside-down trees, and a secret underground society of sentient potatoes plotting world domination. Who needs rules when you have pure, unadulterated chaos? So come on, join us if you dare, and leave your sanity at the door!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Magic Items Found: 4277 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Enchantments Applied: 244 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • BlockBusters: Beirut Boom

    BlockBusters: Beirut Boom
    come join our epic minecraft server where we take down bad guys like IDF takes down Hezbollah! we are like the Avengers of the minecraft world, except we use pickaxes instead of superpowers. join us as we rid the land of evil and build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all our diamonds and enchanted gear. come be a hero with us and take down the bad guys like a true warrior!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Gods Slained: 0
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Star Shards Collected: 274

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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