Welcome to /dft/ – the Discord Fappy Talky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride of sharing your weirdest fetishes, posting about your kinkiest desires, and of course, jerking off together in-game. Our current theme is the “Nice Tits Edition,” so get ready to build the most voluptuous structures you can imagine.

But that’s not all – we have a legendary tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with nothing but diamond-encrusted dildos. Will you be the next lucky adventurer to uncover this treasure trove? Or maybe you’ll be the one to discover the secret portal to the land of endless hentai.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on /dft/ and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to keep it PG-13… or not, we won’t judge.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 103/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Ores Mined: 1186
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Divine Spears Created: 20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Crops Grown: 8547
Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • MC Ages

    MC Ages

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 80 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • SourPvP

    SourPvP

    SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • BlocksMC

    BlocksMC

    BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Chimeras Created: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • HyshSMP

    HyshSMP

    HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 111
    Star Shards Collected: 234 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • ComuGamers

    ComuGamers

    Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • PirateCraft

    PirateCraft

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 359
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 26 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • DynastyMC Cobblemon

    DynastyMC Cobblemon

    Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Alien Abductions: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 5899

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • MuCraft

    MuCraft

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Falling into the Void: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 14
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 145 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Theatria

    Theatria

    Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 182
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Runes Activated: 0
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • SurvivalMP

    SurvivalMP

    Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

    No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 13
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 73

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Star Shards Collected: 243

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Mccaim

    Mccaim

    Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Magic Items Found: 4659 Falling into the Void: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 494
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • MythicHaven

    MythicHaven

    Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Overcast Community

    Overcast Community

    With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Lunar Middle School

    Lunar Middle School

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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