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| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 5842 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 312742 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! Join us for a truly unique experience where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, chat with fellow players about your wildest fantasies, and even have a good ol’ fap session while building your dream base.
In our Snakey edition, we have a special surprise for all players – every time you slay a snake in the game, you’ll unlock a secret power that will help you dominate the server. From turning your enemies into chickens to summoning a herd of explosive pigs, the possibilities are endless!
So why join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who will grant you three wishes if you can out-fap him in a PvP match.
Don’t miss out on the madness – join /dft/ today and let the chaos begin!
