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| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 6973 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2450 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Ores Mined: | 9834 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 22 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! Join us for a truly unique experience where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, chat with fellow players about your wildest fantasies, and even have a good ol’ fap session while building your dream base.
In our Snakey edition, we have a special surprise for all players – every time you slay a snake in the game, you’ll unlock a secret power that will help you dominate the server. From turning your enemies into chickens to summoning a herd of explosive pigs, the possibilities are endless!
So why join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who will grant you three wishes if you can out-fap him in a PvP match.
Don’t miss out on the madness – join /dft/ today and let the chaos begin!
