Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! Join us for a truly unique experience where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, chat with fellow players about your wildest fantasies, and even have a good ol’ fap session while building your dream base.

In our Snakey edition, we have a special surprise for all players – every time you slay a snake in the game, you’ll unlock a secret power that will help you dominate the server. From turning your enemies into chickens to summoning a herd of explosive pigs, the possibilities are endless!

So why join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who will grant you three wishes if you can out-fap him in a PvP match.

Don’t miss out on the madness – join /dft/ today and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18
Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 23
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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