Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! Join us for a truly unique experience where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, chat with fellow players about your wildest fantasies, and even have a good ol’ fap session while building your dream base.

In our Snakey edition, we have a special surprise for all players – every time you slay a snake in the game, you’ll unlock a secret power that will help you dominate the server. From turning your enemies into chickens to summoning a herd of explosive pigs, the possibilities are endless!

So why join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who will grant you three wishes if you can out-fap him in a PvP match.

Don’t miss out on the madness – join /dft/ today and let the chaos begin!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 97/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25
Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 4
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Star Shards Collected: 53
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 40
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Cursed Lands Purified: 7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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