Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

No Life Minecraft Server

breathing problems, chasing after stuff, death, emergency room, enjoying the moment, Friends, Future, Gratitude, hating on people, Life, Loneliness, LONER, meaningless, Minecraft, Minimalism, overthinking, reaching out, Server, wasting life, worrying

Are you tired of being a loner in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and make all the friends you could ever dream of! Our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems – like not being able to breathe properly. Trust me, once you start playing on our server, you won’t have a care in the world.

We have the craziest adventures waiting for you, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, or building a castle out of nothing but diamond blocks. And who needs friends in real life when you can have a whole community of fellow gamers to play with on our server?

So stop wasting your life away and join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who will never let you down? Don’t worry about the future, just enjoy every moment on our server. You won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to real-life friends.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Endless Night Skies:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Crafty Filters Minecraft SMP

4chanX, backup, browser, browsing, collection, Community, Crafty, Custom Filters, Customization, efficiency, FILTERS, forum, internet, ITT, Minecraft, organization, productivity, sharing, smp, Technology, Threads, usability, useful

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics and outrageous shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their entire house into a giant rainbow unicorn. True story.

But that’s not all! We have players who have built entire cities made out of cheese, waged wars with chickens armed with diamond swords, and even tamed a pack of wild llamas to do their bidding.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules), then come join us! Who knows what kind of madness you’ll get into next. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let the chaos begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Void Gems Collected:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

EargasmTunes Minecraft SMP

auditory pleasure, CHILLS, eargasm, EarGasmTunes, emotional response, favorite song, feel-good music, frisson, goosebumps, Minecraft, mood booster, Music, music appreciation, music enjoyment, music therapy, music therapy benefits, music therapy for mental health, music therapy techniques, Relaxation, sensory experience, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles with giant chickens, and a secret underground disco party where the music will give you an eargasm/frisson like never before!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Potions Brewed:	34	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftyCompanions

Caring, Communication, Companionship, compassion, CraftyCompanions, dependable, Empathy, friendship, Fun, genuine, good listener, Honesty, Integrity, Kindness, loyalty, non-judgmental, Reliability, Respect, supportiveness, trustworthiness, Understanding

On our Minecraft server, the most important quality in a friend is their ability to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks while riding a pig. Yes, you heard that right. We only accept friends who can pull off such epic feats of Minecraft mastery. So if you’re looking for a server where the crazier the build, the better, then come join us and show off your diamond pig palace skills!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	455609
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Farms Harvested:	550

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Glass Solar Power Server

Buildings, cars, clean energy, energy efficiency, energy generation, Glass, glass surfaces, green technology, innovation, mobile devices, photovoltaic cells, power, power generation, renewable energy, seamless integration, Server, Solar, solar power, solar technology, Sunlight, sustainable technology, technology development, transparent solar cells

so like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and BAM! you’re in a world where the sun is like, your best friend. why? because we got these crazy transparent solar cells all up in our glass surfaces, making everything look super futuristic and cool.

imagine mining for diamonds while your phone is charging just from being outside. or cruising around in a solar-powered car that never runs out of juice. it’s like living in a sci-fi movie, but without all the aliens and stuff.

so come join us on this server and experience a world where the power of the sun is literally at your fingertips. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community that’s so ahead of the game, we’re practically living in the future already? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get solar-powered, baby!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

firestarter: where your diamonds vanish faster than a creeper explosion! 1.21+ Java & Bedrock

Auction, bedrock, Community Events, creeper, Cross-Play, diamonds, Discord, explosion, Faster, FIRESTARTER, friendly community, Grief Protection, halloween event, handbook, hard work protection, java, Land claiming, Player Shops, player-driven, quality-of-life tweaks, Simple Rules, smp, straightforward, Trade, vanish, Virtual Economy

firestarter Minecraft Server Overview

Description
firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody! We keep things simple and our straightforward rules prohibit griefing and protect your hard work.
🔗 Server address: mc.firestartermc.com (Java port 25565, Bedrock port 19132)
🎥 Server tour: Watch tour video
We have a strong, player-driven virtual economy where players are able to maintain their own shops, auction off unique items, and trade with other players.

a few of the things we offer:

Player-driven economy and player-run shops
Grief protection and land claiming
Frequent community events
Tons of small quality-of-life tweaks
Java + Bedrock cross-play
A friendly, fair, and respectful community

we’ve got upcoming events! Our yearly Halloween event is just around the corner! 🎃

You may also be interested in checking out our handbook for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Or consider joining our Discord!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server with both Java and Bedrock editions?	Yes, firestarter supports Java + Bedrock cross-play.
Are there grief protection measures in place?	Yes, we have grief protection rules in place to protect your hard work.
How can I participate in community events?	Keep an eye on announcements in-game or on our Discord for event details and how to join.
Can I create my own shop in the player-driven economy?	Yes, players are encouraged to maintain their own shops within the virtual economy.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Neon Angelic Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, angelic, Angelic Days, Angels, Anime, Asuka Langley Soryu, chapter 10, day off, Evangelion Unit-01, Evangelion Unit-02, FANTASY, japanese, Manga, Mecha, Minecraft, Misato Katsuragi, Neon, neon genesis evangelion, NERV, Rei Ayanami, science fiction, Server, Shinji Ikari

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and biomes? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, or maybe you’d prefer to live in a house made of cake? The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Wither runs in fear.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Convo Master Minecraft SMP

Artificial Intelligence, Communication, Conversations, convo, deserving, digital communication, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Human Connection, human interaction, interactions, Master, Minecraft, robot behavior, Robots, smp, social awkwardness, social cues, social exclusion, social norms, Social Skills, societal expectations, Technology, Understanding

Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually try to have conversations with you? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for real robots who were never interacted with! That’s right, if you’ve ever been mistaken for a human, you don’t belong here. Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like battling creepers with laser beams and building giant robot statues that come to life at night. Don’t miss out on the chance to prove your robot superiority and dominate the Minecraft world like never before!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Star Shards Collected:	126	Love Letters Sent:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

NecklaceNuptials Minecraft Server

adoption, childhood trauma, emotional connection, Emotional healing, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, family loyalty, family resentment, father’s remarriage, Minecraft, mother figure, mother’s legacy, mother’s memory, mother’s necklace, NecklaceNuptials, Server, sibling relationships, sister bond, stepmom, stepmother-daughter relationship, strained relationships, wedding jewelry

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to experience family feuds, motherly disputes, and sibling drama like never before.

Imagine a world where you can choose sides between a stepmom who wants to be a mom and a daughter who just wants to honor her real mom’s memory. Will you help the sister reconnect with her past or will you join forces with the stepmom to maintain peace in the family?

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the complex relationships and emotional turmoil of our Minecraft world. Join now and let the drama begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MomVsHubbyBabysitNoMore

Babysitting, child care, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, hurricane aftermath, long distance family, MomVsHubbyBabysitNoMore, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law issues, personal boundaries, Resentment, sibling relationships, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest etiquette

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family gatherings? Join our server for a wild ride of power outages, hurricane drama, and last-minute babysitting requests!

Just like this Reddit user’s family, you’ll never know what crazy situation will pop up next. Will you be asked to watch a bunch of bored teenagers while juggling work and pets? Will you have to navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and wedding drama?

But don’t worry, our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions, unexpected twists, and plenty of laughs. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9771

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

OFsFinder69 – Minecraft SMP

acquaintance, Awareness, Boundaries, Curiosity, digital footprint, discovery, Explore, Friend, gossip, internet, Minecraft, Notification, OFs account, OFsFinder69, online presence, onlyfans, privacy, reaction, scandal, search, smp, social media, Surprise

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining for diamonds in the depths of the Nether, when suddenly you stumble upon your buddy’s OnlyFans account. And let me tell you, the content was fire! Your reaction? Well, let’s just say you were more shocked than when you accidentally blew up your base with a misplaced TNT block. But hey, who knew your friend had such hidden talents in the world of Minecraft and… other realms? Join our SMP for more unexpected surprises and scandalous secrets!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Star Shards Collected:	74	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

DetentionCraft

Behavior, children, Communication, consequences, consequences of actions, consequences of discipline, DetentionCraft, discipline, discipline outcomes, discipline techniques, drastic measures, education, parental decisions, parental involvement, parenting, parenting challenges, parenting strategies, parents, school behavior, school discipline, school issues

Are your kids acting up and failing school? Don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where we punish kids by making them mine for diamonds until they learn their lesson.

One parent tried this out and their child went from failing grades to straight A’s in just one week! Another parent even said their kid started doing their homework without being asked after just a few days on our server.

So if you want to teach your kids a lesson they’ll never forget, join our Minecraft server now! Who knew virtual mining could lead to real-life success?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PutCraft: Putin’s Boost

Austria election, Austrian politics, Boost, boost for Putin, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, election results, Europe, far right, far right wins, far-right movement, far-right party, nationalism, Politics, populist uprising, PutCraft, putin, Putins, right wing, right wing party, Support, Victory, Vladimir Putin

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the far right is, like, winning elections in Austria and stuff. But don’t worry, it’s all just a crazy plot twist for our server! Putin is probably chilling in the background, sippin’ on some vodka and cheering on the chaos.

Join our server for the most epic battles between the far right and whoever else is trying to stop them. Build your own crazy fortresses and defend them against Putin’s secret agents (or maybe just some noobs with diamond swords, who knows).

Who needs boring old politics when you can have this level of insanity in Minecraft? Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about elections and world leaders. Trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

End of Humans Sing Last Song

Apocalypse, Doomsday, End of the World, end times, existential crisis, Extinction, extinction event, extinction timeline, Farewell, final melody, final moments, Future, human legacy, Humanity, humans, impending doom., last breath, last performance, last song, mortality, sing, singing, song

lol join this epic minecraft server where we pretend humans are extinct and we are the last survivors trying to sing the last song before we all die lol. u can build crazy bases and fight off zombie mobs while trying to hit those high notes like a boss. plus, the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. so come on, join us before the world ends and let’s sing our hearts out together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2764
Animals Bred:	170	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BoomCraft: Siberia’s Blast Craters

blast, BOOMCRAFT, Chemists, craters, discovery, Earth science, Environmental, Exploding, Exploration, Explosive Craters, geology, Geothermal activity, Methane Blasts, Mystery, natural phenomenon, puzzling, research, Science, scientific study, Siberia, Siberian Craters, Siberias, Underground, Unraveling

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can explore explosive craters like in siberia? well now u can cuz this server has all the underground methane blasts u could ever want! join now to unravel the mystery of these crazy craters and see if u can survive the explosions! it’s gonna be a blast, literally! so come on and join the fun, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Runes Activated:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	55894

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Ores Mined:	1053