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| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 8402 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.
In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?
So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!
