Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 97/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found: 8032 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
Secret Passages Found: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Evil Twin Fights: 2
Star Shards Collected: 239 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • ComfyMC

    ComfyMC

    Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Dimension Hops: 9
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • SoFurry Minecraft

    SoFurry Minecraft

    SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49
    Falling into the Void: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Undead Armies Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Spinalcraft

    Spinalcraft

    Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Zombie Dances: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Keinett

    Keinett

    Keinett is a multi-server Minecraft community, we host the following game modes:– Skywars – Paintball – KitPvP (Arena) – Hunger Games – Prison – Factions – Skyblock – Creative – KC1 (Survival building challenges) – More to come!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Alien Abductions: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • FAIZ SMP

    FAIZ SMP

    FAIZ SMP V1 (beta test server)server mode : 1. Survival Slimefun 2. Skyblock 3. Acid IslandINFORMATION Ip : faizsmp.my.id webite : https://faizsmp.my.id/ You Can help Me Improve The Server : https://dsc.gg/faiz-smp

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 23 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 18 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • ArborMC

    ArborMC

    Updates! On ArborMC we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players happy by listening to suggestions, and making sure everyone is having fun! We are constantly updating the server so you never get bored! Socials We have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! We are also very active on discord! Player Experience The Player Experience on ArborMC I must say is the best, in our community you can interact with players by dueling others or selling stuff on the auction house! We even offer coin flips so if you’re feeling risky you can gamble your money! How to join on bedrock? The ip is play.arbormc.co and the port is 25565 https://discord.gg/yDQcppySVS

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Dimension Hops: 0
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 16
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 79
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 18

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • PhantasyMC

    PhantasyMC

    PhantasyMC is a Minecraft server on Java 1.20.2 with a focus on adventure, community, and fantasy fun! Here’s what to expect: Anti-grief Claims Cosmetics Crates Custom Enchants Discord Events Economy Fantasy Family Friendly Jobs LGBTQ Pride MCMMO Quests Resource Mines Seasonal Events/Tournaments Voting Join our Discord to follow our plans and suggest new ideas!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 8 Magic Crystals Found: 21

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • TerraMC

    TerraMC

    Welcome to TerraMC! Engage in geopolitics and build grand cities from the ground up on TerraMC’s Earth map. With a stable economy ran by the gold ingot, you can do lots in a server like ours. Our server features all aspects of Earth and Towny servers combined!If you’re tired of playing on servers where geopolitics, building, and PvP can’t seem to come together, then TerraMC is the perfect place to play on for you! The server features an Earth map where 1 block is 500 real-life meters. Currency is based on the Gold Ingot, where you are able to mine it from the ground, sell items for it, or vote for the server in order to create and run a town or nation.With plugins like McMMO, the fun is expanded even more for those players who like to engage in the daily grind for resources! Our server also features Brewery, where you can create numerous drinks with many new effects. There are so many more things that we feature that expands the quality of life for all players!Come on down and experience Earth Towny at it’s greatest at play.terramc.io

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • CosmicX

    CosmicX

    CosmicX is a creative server with 512×512 plots, an open freebuild world, towny survival and private survival SMP worlds.Features include: – Free worldedit (no need to vote for it) – Free voxelsniper – Free goBrush usage – Free goPaint usage – Huge head decoration database over 50,000 heads! – Free, unlimited redstone – No lag (Average TPS of 20.0)(Timings of a constant 20 tps) – Regularly updated- Events

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Falling into the Void: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • OnePlanet

    OnePlanet

    Welcome to OnePlanet! We are a brand new Earth server! Create your own town, make friends, or make enemies! Time shall tell…We offer: ▪ Voting ▪ 1:1500 Earth Map ▪ Lands ▪ Live map ▪ Custom enchants ▪ Custom mining experience ▪ Custom fishing experience ▪ Much, much more!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Falling into the Void: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • To End All Wars

    To End All Wars

    The Official To End All Wars Server!The world in the 1800’s, a time of innovation and industrialization, and now it’s up to you to guide your own nation to greatness in this hostile world!The create mod offers the ability to make wonderful machines and the recruits mod allows you to field large armies and gear them up using your industrial might. Engage in wars to take down your enemies or unite players around you under your banner.We are currently testing our server on a european 1:1000 map, players needed!You can find the modpack either on this curseforge link (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/toendallwars), on the curseforge app or you can download it manually from our discord server!Want to take a peek at what’s happening? Check out the dynmap!: playteawbeta.apexmc.co:1848/Also, join the subreddit! r/ToEndAllWars

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 2150 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Chimeras Created: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 332 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • ForestSurvival

    ForestSurvival

    A peaceful place to mine and build Claim land earn more while online, shops and crates to win items; ranks, claim blocks, money or rare items. Make your own warps you your shop or home

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 58 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Gods Slained: 0
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Emerald Earth

    Emerald Earth

    Emerald Earth is a Towny based war oriented Earth survival server! You can conquer land, slaughter your enemies, make treaties, rank up, create crazy cool armor and wage war!Server IP: mc.emeraldearth.us Bedrock Port: 19132Server Version: 1.20.2-1.20.4

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2628 Farms Harvested: 382
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Builders Forge

    Builders Forge

    Hello! We’re a new Minecraft community consisting of players from around the world coming together and building! We are excited to be your new go-to when you’re looking for a place to find your zen, talk to friends, and ultimately sharpen your building skills.Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned veteran, everyone is welcome to come on the server and build!Learn to build alongside experienced and longtime players of Minecraft. Whatever your build style is- realistic, modern, medieval, fantasy or anything in between, we’re sure to be able to accommodate you! We hope to see you around!– The Builder’s Forge Team

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 97 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Divine Spears Created: 19
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • waffle&sonne minecraft

    waffle&sonne minecraft

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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