Welcome to /dft/ – Deranged Faggot Trannies! This Minecraft SMP is not for the faint of heart, as we embrace the chaos and craziness that comes with being a part of this server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what your dad’s fetishes are, because let’s be real, they’re probably wilder than a pack of rabid wolves. And remember, if you want to fit in here, you better not even think about jerking off – it’s a strict rule that we take very seriously.

In our latest edition, aptly titled “FUCK MY ASS”, things are bound to get even more insane. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down next? Will we build a giant statue of a butt? Will we have a dance party in the Nether? The possibilities are endless, and that’s what makes /dft/ the place to be for all your Minecraft adventures.

So come join us, if you dare. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 107/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
Dragon Scales Harvested: 223 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Silvermons

    Silvermons

    Silvermons is a non pay-to-win community-driven Pixelmon Reforged server for both casual and competitive players. The server has a unique gameplay experience with our custom level cap and rank progression system intertwined with the main progression content of the server. Brace yourself for challenges that include our exclusive custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server offers a diverse array of content tailored to players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!• Server IP: play.silvermons.com • We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5 • Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Endless Legions Commanded: 45
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 6
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Ascendant Survival

    Ascendant Survival

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Cherry Survival

    Cherry Survival

    [1.19 Survival] [Survival Multiplayer] [Just Released] Cherry Survival is the perfect survival server to meet new friends, create your own warps, relax, and hang out! We have a friendly community with tons of quality-of-life features that you will you will be sure to enjoy!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 45
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • MineRefuge

    MineRefuge

    MineRefuge is the #1 Survival and OneBlock server out there!Join our Earth Survival servers where the map is a 1:500 exact replica of our majestic planet, Earth! All continents have been set, teleport to the one you desire to live in by typing /continentsOr, join our OneBlock server where you start off on your 1 block island that once you break it, regenerates as another random block, expand your island and build what you want!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 6
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • The future

    The future

    Brazilian Minecraft Server.Survival server with mining, clans, economy, events, McMMO, etc.Visit our official store at https://futgo.me/loja and our Official Discord at https://futgo.me/discord

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 33
    Star Shards Collected: 121 Magic Wands Crafted: 22
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • EnchantedMC

    EnchantedMC

    We are an innovative Minecraft Network, we strive to make the best possible and most optimized gameplay experience for our community. We have many gamemodes you may enjoy such as Skyblock, Prison and Gens. You can join today to see what we have to offer.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Divine Spears Created: 15
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Survivify

    Survivify

    Welcome to Survivify, a 1.20+ Survival Server!Publicly Released in June 2023!We focus on our simplistic gameplay and amazing community join today to experience Survivify!Store: shop.survivify.org Discord: discord.survivify.org IP: mc.survivfy.org Bedrock IP: br.survivfy.org Port: 19132

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Farms Harvested: 365 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Dimension Hops: 8 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Royal Courts Attended: 0

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • WilderCraft

    WilderCraft

    New 1.20 world reset, 10k map, join for a fresh start! We’re the most friendly survival Minecraft server online!Reasons to play on WilderCraft: > Helpful and active staff > Balanced survival gameplay > Player shops: see why players love our vanilla-style shop system > EndRush: win elytra in your own new End world > Match5: a two-player puzzle game with prizes > WilderTools: earn carefully balanced custom tools > No lag: owner/developer diligently optimizes the server > World expansion with new content updates regularlyCome see why players love WilderCraft after 7 years online!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • BeeMC

    BeeMC

    BeeMC is a cross-platform Minecraft server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Honey Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join BeeMC today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: beemc.org Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 283
    Enchantments Applied: 87 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 97 Magic Items Found: 2262
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Holy Grails Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Chaktet

    Chaktet

    Enter a world of pokemon adventures! – Characteristics Some of the features that we already have or that we will be adding soon: – CLAIMS – STORE MENU – PLAYER WARPS – PLAYER HOUSES – SKILLS – KITS – DRAWINGS – DAILY REWARDS – TRADE SYSTEM – GIFT SYSTEM Discord https://discord.gg/x94HXUa4Aa

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 369
    Gods Slained: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 40
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 19

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • i-Pixelmon

    i-Pixelmon

    Want to play Pixelmon? Watch our PERSONALLY made Tutorial from this Link: WWW.TINYURL.COM/INSTALLPIXEL [NOTE] It only takes TWO Minutes To Install through our LINK Above!How is I-Pixelmon different from other servers? -Pixelmon Showdown -Battle Tower -Real Gym Leaders, Elite Four Members and Server Champion -Boss Room -Training Tower -Boss Raids -Actual Survival (Building and Mining and Land Claiming) -Keep Inventory -GTS -WonderTrade Join I-Pixelmon.com today for the ultimate Pixelmon experience!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Mines Excavated: 3225
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Enchantments Applied: 233

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • HappyCloud

    HappyCloud

    Newly Restarted Server, everyone is starting fresh! Drop Parties every Saturday! Tournaments every Sunday! Metronome Togepi Tournaments every Wednesday; pure luck decides the winner! No lag on our state-of-the-art server! Both player-run and NPC gyms! Beautiful route to explore and conquer! Friendly and helpful staff! Great community!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • MineKeo Network

    MineKeo Network

    Minecraft Server Vietnam – TownySugus – KitkatSkyblock – 1.8.x – 1.20.x – Fun – Mingame – Discord. Join now and enjou our server! MineKeo number one. A minecraft world is waiting for you ahead. Invite your friends to join the server test now. Features will be continuously updated at discord.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Star Shards Collected: 224 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Underground Cities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • KiwiSMP

    KiwiSMP

    1.20.1 SUPPORTED BEDROCK SUPPORTED SURVIVAL | ONEBLOCK| PUBLIC LIFESTEAL SMP | EARTHSMP | and more! Join the best Minecraft server today, KiwiSMP! We have an active staff team, organized events, a very friendly community, and more! So what are you waiting for? Check out kiwismp today! IP play.kiwismp.fun

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Magic Items Found: 5856
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • EcuaCraft

    EcuaCraft

    EcuaCraft Network 1.8.X IP: mc.ecuacraft.club Mini games like: -SurvivalOP/Factions -Survival 1.8/Factions -PvP(PracticePvP, FFA, KitPvP, ComboFly, etc) -SkyBlock -SkyWars -Prison/RankupOP -HCF

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 12
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Divine Spears Created: 11
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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