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Updated October 27, 2024

Players: 110/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Orbs of Power Found: 6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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