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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 8179 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 25 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 330 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 | Magical Moments Shared: | 16 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
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