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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 4600 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 5665 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9728 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
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Not convinced yet? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive in-game wedding where all the players dressed up in fancy pixelated suits and gowns. The cake was made entirely out of diamond blocks and the ceremony was officiated by a talking sheep named Sir Baa-a-lot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. And remember, we’ve got playable cuties and free game purchases waiting for you!