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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 3638 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 62 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
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