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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 7299 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 39 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 8796 |
Magic Items Found: | 7660 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
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