Minecraft SMP – /csg/ – Creeper Squad Goals

Back to school sale, Cheap, China, chink shit, creeper, csg, Deals, DISCOUNTS, earbuds, emulation device, Gadgets, goals, Guide, headphones, hhg, iem, installgentoo wiki, Mergeboss links, Minecraft, Sites, Smartphone, smp, spg, squad, Technology, vr

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4374
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	718	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Crops Grown:	2193
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6976	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where everything is as cheap and questionable as the chink shit you find online! Join us for our back to school sale edition, where we discuss all the sketchy products you can get your hands on.

Looking for a new guide? Check out our Work In Progress guide that will have you navigating the world of cheap chink shit like a pro. Need some advice on what headphones or earbuds to buy? Head over to /g/iemg for some hilarious recommendations.

But that’s not all – we’ve got insane mergeboss links where you can click three times and post your own questionable purchase. Want a cheap smartphone? /g/spg has got you covered. And if you’re in the market for an emulation device, head over to /vr/hhg for some wild suggestions.

Join us on this wild ride of cheap products and outrageous stories. Previous players have had a blast, so why not join in on the fun? Just remember, everything is from China – but that just adds to the excitement, right?

Madcow Family Friendly

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7564
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5023	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Potions Brewed:	131	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Madcow Family Friendly Minecraft Server. (Almost) Vanilla – Minecraft as it is meant to be, with the following exceptions:-* Grief Prevention, so you can protect your builds and property. * A plug-in to remove floating treetops, because who likes floating treetops? * dynmap on play.madcow.fun:8123 * A little bit of teleporting and home setting * Family-friendly chat filtersSurvival mode / PvEQuestions to [email protected]

play.madcow.fun

Blade SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5524
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Votes:	1147
Holy Grails Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

A fun SMP, PVP, and Semi-Anarcy (no cheats) server, to have fun.Its a semi-vanilla server with few plugins. it has ranks.there is no anti grief for players, so hide you’re base well.how am I supposed to fill this description with 100 chars for a vanilla server, cmon

play.bladesmp.com

HermitVeterans

PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7837
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

HermitVeterans.com

Helix

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3236
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Here at Helix we’re truly diverse, playing host to players from many walks of life. We reach people from Hawaii all the way to Singapore, cultivating a server with energy that allows players to play the game however they like! As such, our server is fueled with creativity that gives rise to remarkable builds. The soaring Helix towers overlook spawn’s stores,which aren’t far away from the space rocket marvel that was constructed in just a day. Other features are there to be found.This spurs on members who are committed to grouped projects that allow us to expand beyond the traditional boundaries of survival servers. One of these projects is our Crystal Racing circuit, and it’s these sorts of builds that allow us to accomplish other ventures. Every other weekend, we use these builds to host events and minigames within the server. Many of our members will log in and we’ll play a game of Mafia, Parkour or Capture the Flag.We’re proud of the community that we’ve cultivated on the server, and now we’re looking for some of you to be a part of that! If you’re looking for vanilla Minecraft experience, though, do not fear! The plugins we run mean we do not stray at all far away from vanilla Minecraft.We do have a 18+ age stipulation, as we’re looking to strengthen our community. We’ll never punish players for inactivity, just as long as you’re still interested in remaining whitelisted. Events are a server-wide occasion, and so we encourage our members to come out if they can.As we watch your applications come in, we’re naturally delighted with how many people seek to join and are excited to see our new recruits!To apply, join our discord.

play.helixmc.eu

FOX SMP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3498
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mines Excavated:	2706	Void Armor Forged:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Villages Defended:	17

A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

play.foxsmp.in

OzarkCraft

Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7003
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	270
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

mc.ozarkcraft.net

Kanda Kraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	464
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Chimeras Created:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

kandakraft.net

MC Adventures

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9757
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Secret Passages Found:	8
Ores Mined:	2679	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Emeralds Found:	109	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

– [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

play.mc-adventures.com

LoverCraft Network

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3293
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	346	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

This server is Loverfella’s Minecraft server. 1.19.2 Survival! Daily Updates Daily events with YouTubers! Even LoverFella himself!Expect anything from Daily events ran by admins to event held by Loverfella himself for videos on his youtube channel.

play.loverfella.com

Hyskies Network

Skyblock

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5357
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Love Letters Sent:	10
Astral Projections Made:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Hyskies is a Minecraft server that was launched back in 2019. We have years of experience hosting fun, popular, and unique servers! Join us today to see what we have to offer!

org.hyskies.net

The Fahr Realm

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8325
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ores Mined:	8182
Astral Projections Made:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	17

Thank you for taking the time to read this. In July of 2016 I set up this server for my friends and I so we could have fun together. We have Towny for land protection, Mcmmo for an RPG-like feel , Infernal mobs with loot for a real challenge. Vehicles like planes and cars. Guns and explosives for extended combat along with many many custom enchantments for you to enjoy. There are no pay to win elements either, so everyone is on the same playing field.When you first join, you will spawn in a white room, our rules are there. Then in the next room you will meet two villagers, these villagers will help you make your starter kit. Unlike other servers – you get a choice in what you get for your starter gear! The last room has additional information for you before you depart to the wilderness. Be careful out there and make sure to take a bed with you as we have a sleep voting system to skip the nightI really hope you can come online and enjoy what I’ve worked so hard on 🙂 -Vk

play.fahrrealm.com

PlanetBrunei

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1072
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Potions Brewed:	126
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Animals Bred:	57
Star Shards Collected:	196	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Hey guys! Make sure to check PlanetBn Server out! IP: mc.planetbn.com Web: www.planetbn.com Lag Free 24/7 Online CRACKED SERVER!

mc.planetbn.com

Disorbs Skyblock

MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2596
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Welcome to Disorbs, an awesome Server with amazing people! Here you can bring your friends or make new ones and begin your new journey or, if you would rather, by yourself. Come and join the server today to have fun!Features: 1.18+ Skyblock Free /Fly Ore-Gen mcMMO Custom Enchants (Engrams) Spawners Server Crates and More…

Play.Disorbs.Net

Cavetale

Economy, PvE, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2409
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	482
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26

Who are we? We are a Minecraft community invested in exploring new gameplay ideas to be integrated with vanilla Minecraft. On Cavetale, you can play the way you want. Play the core vanilla game, undisturbed. Progress in our custom made skills system with its extensive talent tree. Build a city together with the rest of the community and let our custom made convenience features assist you. Take your friends on an exciting monster raid or other hosted regular events.Who are you? You have a passion for Minecraft and are looking for a server to call your new place to be. One that has many years of history and many more to go. Where a functioning and welcoming community is held higher than the quick mini game fix. You like to discuss existing features with us and suggest new ones. Ideas are always welcome as we make our own plugins. If any of this describes you, then look no further. We want you to come play with us.Our team is a curated staff of plugin developers, event hosts, and moderators. Together we are fostering a friendly and welcoming community. We do our utmost to maintain a functioning and meritocratic economy where effort is rewarded. We designed a comprehensive ruleset and plenty of tools to ensure nobody gets to cheat or spoil your fun.Game modes: Our network offers first and foremost the Home world where you play in survival mode. Here, you claim land to make your base, towns, farms, or anythin else. All worlds share a currency which is earned in-game and is needed to grow claims and trade with each other. We have a dedicated Mining world which resets once a week so that resources never run out and the Home world stays pristine. Furthermore, you can plan your builds on our creative server.Home World with claims and homes Mining World (resets once a week) Economy, Market World and Auctions Mass Item Storage for easy inventory management (Active Development) Skills System with unlockable Talents (Experimental) A streaming bot letting you watch the server any time Regular Hosted Events like dungeons, competitions, or mini games

cavetale.com

Valkycraft

Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2291
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Towns Built:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

This is a survival custom server where you can find different types of biomes, many trades, custom mobs and skills with our texture pack that will improve your gameplay.

valkycraft.live