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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a server where the only rule is to embrace the cheap chink shit of the internet? Look no further than our server, where we discuss all things sketchy and too good to be true!

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But that’s not all! Stay tuned for the latest news and updates, because life is complicated but our server is here to make it a little more lolzy. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let’s embrace the chaos together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	New Chunks Explored:	432435
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Potions Brewed:	175	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	8900	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	134	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Runes Activated:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ores Mined:	7184
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Magic Items Found:	4323

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	29	Players Killed by Monsters:	7893
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Holy Grails Found:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.