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But that’s not all! Stay tuned for the latest news and updates, because life is complicated but our server is here to make it a little more lolzy. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let’s embrace the chaos together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	910	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Divine Spears Created:	28
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	812490	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Enchantments Applied:	54

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Star Shards Collected:	216
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Dragons Tamed:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Towns Built:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Love Letters Sent:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	175
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	198	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6318	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Dimension Hops:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Animals Bred:	107	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	996	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2581	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.