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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 5929 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Build your dream base on a floating island made entirely of cheese, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love to dance to disco music.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who poops out diamonds every time you tell a bad joke. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas who give out free hugs.
So why wait? Join us now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.