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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 6146 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3588 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Build your dream base on a floating island made entirely of cheese, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love to dance to disco music.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who poops out diamonds every time you tell a bad joke. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas who give out free hugs.
So why wait? Join us now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.